Harry Potter Gone Wacky
A/N I do not own thease chars yada yada yada so don't sue me
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One bright stormy morning , Harry Potter woke up.
He looked out the window, there was thunder lightning thunder and tornados.
"I Know! its a good day for a swim." he shouted. So he got on his swimsuit and went out to the lake. When he got in the lake a giant flash of lightning fried him crispy.
He went on playing in the water like nothing happened.
"splish splash splish splash fun fun fun," he sang in a revolting voice. Then, a monster tidal wave came;it was about the size of New York.
"Ohhh! Big WAVE!" Harry shouted, and dog-paddled towards it. It hovered ten seconds above him, and smashed down on him with an almighty SPLASH. Harry Potter went flying thousans of feet in the air, and dissapeared.
He hit the ground with an almighty crack which he strangely enjoyed. He got up and looked around. He was in a forest, where many people in masks were running around lifting muggles in the air magicly. Harry was jelous of those lucky muggles. So he curiously walked on, until he met a creature with a body like a skelton. In front of him were more of the masked crowd. Maybe it's an opera,he thought.
"Death Eaters!" The skelton shouted. "Our enemy, Harry Potter is here! Destroy him! Here me now! Lord Voldemort commands you to-"
"Excuse me sir?" Harry said. the skeletal man (Voldemort) turned around.
"I was thinking, that maybe we could play hopscotch first?" Voldemort considered this.
"Uh, Well...I guess, but will you promise that we can destroy you later?"
"Sure, no problem!" Harry said, as if he was gettin the better part of the deal.
Ten seconds later.......
"ABC! It's easy as 123! 123! It's easy and Do Re Mi!" Harry and the death eaters were jumping around with Harry playing hopscotch and Voldemort was winning.
After the game Voldemort spoke up.
" Ahem now it is time for us to kill you," said Voldemort
"Oka...... ahhhhhh" he said as he was hurled into the air once again.
He landed in a forest where there were 8 large...
"dragons!" shouted Harry as he ran over to them.
As he ran to a very fierce looking one and hugged it around the middle.
"Aren't you a cute little......... ahhhhh," he said as he was once again hurled into the air.
He landed back in his bed in the Gryffindor dormitory.
"Man its all over and I was having so much fun," He said as he pulled his Winnie the Pooh pillow over to him and once again drifting off to sleep.