A/N: Ok, I really hate something. How come this stupid site won't take this dumb story? Oh, well. If you have some really stupid story, I want to read it. Also, please don't flame me for this. Well, you can, but constructive criticism is better.
Once upon a time, a girl asked her mom for a pony. "Mommy, can I have a pony?" The mother didn't want it. "Only when cows fly. A moment later, a cow flew by. "Now?" "When horses fly." A moment later, a horse flew by. "Now?" "When dogs fly." Just then, a dog flew by. "Now? "When cats fly." A cat flew by.(Sorry animal-rights people) "Now?" "When roosters fly." A rooster flew by. "Now?" The family lived in Houston, TX. "When penguins fly. " A penguin flew by. "Now?" "When elephants fly." An elephant flew by. "Now?" "When a blue whales fly." A blue whale flew by. "Fine. As long as it stays on Mars."(Oh, yeah I forgot-It is 3057)
Once upon a time, a girl asked her mom for a pony. "Mommy, can I have a pony?" The mother didn't want it. "Only when cows fly. A moment later, a cow flew by. "Now?" "When horses fly." A moment later, a horse flew by. "Now?" "When dogs fly." Just then, a dog flew by. "Now? "When cats fly." A cat flew by.(Sorry animal-rights people) "Now?" "When roosters fly." A rooster flew by. "Now?" The family lived in Houston, TX. "When penguins fly. " A penguin flew by. "Now?" "When elephants fly." An elephant flew by. "Now?" "When a blue whales fly." A blue whale flew by. "Fine. As long as it stays on Mars."(Oh, yeah I forgot-It is 3057)