Disclaimer: I do not own Adventure Time. My inspirations came from looking at too many Marball pics.
Bubba's Pov (Gumball)
I hate these stupid rules. Lies are everywhere.
I'm betrothed to one person and one person only.
I love him, and yes, we have had rough, wild, intense ceiling sex at least twice a week.
I'm going to marry him whether my subjects like it or not.
Marshall's POV
I've really done it this time. I corrupted the Candy Kingdom's leader.
He's finally on my side, and we will be together.
Forever. All the things we can do, all the things we can corrupt, but
first I have to change him into a vampire. TO HELL WITH IT ALL!
So Marshall changed Bubba into a vampire. Bubba married Marshall and ruled with an iron fist. They tortured millions of people and have crazy sex in the torture chambers. At the end their motto is "To Hell with Love and Sanity!" They had never again have any problems in all of Aaa.