Hey guys! This is going up a day early since tomorrow I'm going from Sweden to driver's ed, to my first drive, to lunch, then back to swim, and I don't think I'll have time to post it, so here it is early. This was requested by JayFan67. Warning, this will be absolutely nuts. Also contains references to my stories Swim Lessons and Swim Team. By the way, fire13 is Kai's chirp, and Jay'sMom is Edna's.

Kai sat down on a lawn chair at the local pool about as far away from the Ninjago City Aquatics Center as possible where according to what he told the guys and Nya, he was supposed to be having private lessons with Sensei Wu. As typical, he just had to leave a Chirp.

Hanging out with all the "pool" people. Kai typed and attached a selfie of him in what he thought was a hot swim suit.

Not a moment later, he already had a reply.

Bad pun Kai. From Jay'sMom

Kai frowned. Edna's post had already gotten like 200 some likes.

Like you can come up with any better. From fire13

Bring it. From Jay'sMom

Okay. In What Direction does a chicken swim? From fire13

Cluckwise duh. Why should you never swim on a full stomach? From Jay's Mom

Because it's easier to swim in water. From fire13

Good, but do you have any other jokes? From Jay's Mom

Kai searched around the pool frantically for another joke he could use. He saw a no peeing in the pool sign, and had it.

Swimming in the swimming pool Is where I like to "B" Wearing underwater goggles So that I can "C" Yesterday, before I swam I took a cup of "T" Now the swimming pool had become a swimming ool Because I took a "P"
From fire13

Kai grinned and took a sip of the lemonade sitting beside him. There was no way Edna could beat that.

Kai's phone buzzed a moment later.

Mom, Kai, really? All of these pool jokes are terrible! mouthoflightning7

I hope you all enjoyed. JayFan67 requested I did a one shot where Kai got into a heated chirp argument, so I did that as best as I could without breaking the no script format rule. Also, it was good to get off my chest that every single swim related joke people come up with these days seem to be terrible as Jay plainly stated. So, question time!

Do you have any GOOD swim/ pool related jokes, puns, or catchphrases?

Have you ever gotten into or witnessed a heated social media war before?

Do you agree with Jay and I on the last part?

I'll have more up Wednesday, but until then, see ya!

#God's Not Dead!