A/N: These are all based off of inside jokes, so I'll try to explain them all. Some, you'll just have to use your imaginations for, so if you have an awful imagination, too bad.

And just so you don't get confused, we are going to say that Bella is a vampire and they are at college. I may have her remember what happens later, but for now just go along with it please.

Disclaimer: Sadly, I own nothing. Maybe one day, but sigh not today. T/\T

Edward POV

"EDWARD?! WHY IS THERE A DOOR IN THE POOL?!" Bella looked really freaked out. Then she started looking for humans. Luckily, there were none here yet.

"Well, you see. It all started this morning…" I proceeded to tell Bella how I was trying to get into the Drama room, when the door wouldn't open. So I tried to push on it a little, but I guess I overestimated the amount of pressure I was putting on the door, because suddenly it flew out of my hand.

"GOD, EDWARD! You shot it through 3 ½ freakin' rooms!" The thing that upset me most about the whole situation was the way Bella made it somehow sound like a criminal offense.

"Wow. 3 ½? How'd you manage that one Edward? I "saw you doing this, but I didn't see exactly how far it went." Obviously while Bella and I were thinking about the problem Alice had come up behind us.

Then Bella said, "Well, the whole first ½ of the room is GONE!"

How will I ever live this one down? I somehow can't see Alice ever letting me forget this. The next century or so will be torture, especially when Jasper, Emmett, and Rosalie find out. They've been waiting for me to do something like this for a long time.

"Wait. But, Edward, I distinctly remember telling you this morning that the handle turns the other way. Why don't you ever listen? That was really good advice I gave." Now I remembered. Earlier that day, before she had walked off, Alice had thought "Don't forget, the handle turns the other way." Like I was supposed to remember something random like that.

"Well maybe you could've warned me about it." Then a thought hit me (A/N: this is a- sort of- hint for what will happen in a future chapter) "Wait, you knew that even if you told me, I still would've done this didn't you?!"

Alice just got that evil little smile that warns of mischief, whipped out her cell phone, and started walking away. Vampire speed.

Ok, I know it was bad, it's my first. So, the story behind this is that my friends (Golden Fantasies, Princessnightshade, and the last one we shall call Itachi for now) were actually trying to get into a Drama Room, but the door was locked. So, being the Edward obsessed freaks they are, started thinking, "It would be really funny if Edward was trying this and sent the door all the way into the pool. So then I decided to make a fanfic out of it. I really hope you like it. And whether you like it or not, there will be more coming. /\