Disclaimer: No I don't own Harry Potter. But I must say I'm proud you asked, you seem to think I'm as good as her!
Dedication: As usual, I will dedicate my chapters to my wonderful reviewers, followers and favouriters *is that even a word?* and I thank you all, wonderful Skyebirds as I shall now call you! Thank you!
Author's Note: Hey there, I just randomly wanted to post this little oneshot except its a five shot with five chapters. I could make it all into one chapter, but oh well. Read on and pleeeeease review! Thanks!
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1) "I am your seeker, and you are my snitch."
"Potter, you're a chaser. Not a seeker."
"Fine, I am your chaser and you are my quaffle."
"So I'm big and red."
"Well, the red part is right. Ouch! Don't hit me!"
"Don't I have three chasers? And what about the keeper? You should have said keeper."
"But I'm not a keeper!"
"Don't I know it."
"I didn't mean it like that. And besides, the seeker version was better."
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2) "Here are twelve roses. I shall love you until the last rose dies."
"Great."
"Get it? Because there are eleven real roses and one fake? So it can never die!"
"You, however, can die."
"Wha- oh. Errr, bye!"
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3) "Here are twelve lilies. I shall love you until the last lily dies."
"This is the same as last time."
"No! This time I'm using lilies! Kinda symbolic, eh?"
"I think there's a reason roses are normally used. Because they are the flower of love."
"And lilies are the flower of you."
"Great. By the way, did you remember to put the fake lily in?"
"Uh... be right back!"
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4) "If I was a chess piece, a very sexy king at that, you'd be my queen."
"Amazing how you always get to be better than me."
"Fine, then you're my king."
"Are you saying I look like a man?"
"Er, no?"
"Right answer. Since the game ends when I die, please kill me now. So you can stop this game of asking me out."
"NEVER!"
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5) "So, Evans, miss me?"
"Nope."
"Of course, I definitely believe you. Well, you can tell me how much you miss me on our date tonight." *puts protective shield up.*
"Hold it right there, mister. What date?"
"The one I'm asking you on right now!"
"I hear no asking."
"Fine. Evans, go out with me tonight?"
"You forgot the magic word."
"Accio Evans?"
"No! Put me down!"
"Sorry."
"I meant please."
"..."
"Its a muggle thing."
"Anyway. Please go out with me, Evans? Hey, Evans! Wait up! Don't walk away! EVANS!"
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6) "If you were a broom, you'd be worth no money!"
"Are you saying I'm worthless?"
"No! I meant, you couldn't be bought with money."
"Nor with words. In which case, this conversation is over."
"What? No! Please don't leave me again!"
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7) "Ever wondered why the squid pulled you into the water when we were crossing the lake in first year?"
"It didn't. You did. You wanted to pull me out and 'save' me, to be my knight in shining armour."
"Huh?"
"Again, its a muggle thing."
"Right. Anyway, at least I pulled you out. I didn't leave you there!"
"I would have preferred it if you did. Ooooh, that gives me an idea!"
"Where are you pulling me? Evans?" *splash*
"See you in the morning, Potter. That is, if the Giant Squid doesn't eat you!":
"WHAT?!"
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8) "Kiss me please, Evans. It'll be my good luck charm for the game tonight."
"... Are all your pick up lines about Quidditch and flying?"
"No! Remember that one about the chess pieces? And the flowers one? And-"
"I get it, Potter. Who even told you that Chess one, anyway?"
"Er... Sirius."
"That explains everything..."
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9) "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
"Yes, it did."
"Did you land on your bum? I can kiss it better for you..."
"Potter, that's just... eugh."
"Anyway, you'd better go back. They sure would miss the prettiest angel."
"Are you telling me to leave? Gladly!"
"Hey! Evans! I didn't mean it literally!"
"Fine. Were you trying to get rid of me?"
"Who would want to get rid of you?"
"Good point. But I can think of a lot of people who want to get rid of you. And I am at the top of that list."
"Awww, that hurts, Evans!"
"Whatever. Anyway, did it hurt when you jumped up from hell?"
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10) "Lily Evans, will you go out with me?"
"Ooooh, keeping it simple this time, are we? Must be getting serious."
"No! I'm not Sirius! I'm James Potter! Oh, that explains why you wouldn't go out with me. You thought I was him. Oh, well. Now you know who I am you can say yes!"
"Let me also keep it simple: hell no!"
"A plain 'no' would have been even simpler. And a yes would have been the best."
"Fine. I'll go out with you if you stop being annoying."
"..."
"Potter? Hey, Potter? You okay?"
"You... said... yes..."
"Technically, I said 'fine'."
"Whatever, sexy."
*Slap* "We are through!"
"Awww, only joking Evans. Seriously. Lily Evans, will you go out with me?"
"Ooooh, keeping it simple this time, are we? Must be getting serious."
"I swear we just went through this. Oh well, I don't mind asking again so you say yes again."
"And I don't mind slapping you again."
"Oh. Uh, bye!"