Walking down the road to Hogsmeade Hermione met someone she rather would not meet in a dark alley
Over seven feet tall with a large axe on her back.
To her surprise, the large woman smiled and asked.
"I am looking for my uncle. His name is Hagrid."
Hermione realised that it was no woman but a young girl.
"He lives nearby." She stammered. "If you walk down this road people can point you to his hut."
The girl gave her a smile before walking towards Hogwarts.
Hagrid heard the kind of knocking on his door he rather disliked around the children,
Which of his relatives it was he did not know.
When he opened the door he was met with a hug.
"Margje. Quite a pleasant surprise." He said while returning the hug,
"Hi, uncle Hagrid." Said the gigantic girl.
"Is your father in trouble again." He asked with a sigh.
"Yup." replied the girl. "Quite a stint in Veenhuizen. Told the judge I had an uncle that worked at a school so I was left off If I went to visit him."
"Well, no rest for the wicked then. Hand over that axe. No robbing the students"
"But uncle."
"No robbing."
"But they are fresh meat."
Hagrid groaned why could his cousin not be cute and innocent instead of being a highwaywoman.
Sternly he said. "I said no robbing the student's young lady."
"Meanie. Wait there are teachers here too." The girl her face brightened at the prospect.
"No robbing the teachers either." the man said. hearing those words the girl her face went down again.
"The axe, Now." He demanded.
While sulking the girl removed the axe from her back and handled it over while muttering.
"Should have stayed at home. Your no fun."
Hagrid laughed after hearing her words said: "Detention isn't supposed to be fun."
A few days later every student and teacher had noticed the addition to Hagrid its home.
"The oaf got a girlfriend." Crowed Draco Malfoy. "Or rather a whore."
Around him, his fellow Slytherins laughed except the girls minus Pansy. Who gave him a simpering smile
At the other tables which contained the visitors of both Durmstrang and Beauxbatons, there was also no laughter.
At the Gryffindor table, two students of both visiting schools looked at each other and said "fool." To each other.
"I understand insulting her wasn't very smart" asked Hermione.
"Smart?" The boy of Durmstrang laughed "You don't anger giants. Certainly not those of the robbing kind."
"Certainly when she is. How do you say it, O yeah is facing the slammer." Said the girl from the French school.
"Malfoy, May the Lord have mercy on your soul because the wicked have called." Said , Hermione, while a smile grew on her face. Payback was a bitch after all. She had not forgotten the teeth growing incident. Ferret or not. and calling a fellow girl a whore. That was just not done.
"Hermione what is going on?" asked Ron in confusion while looking up from his meal.
"Ron and Harry their favorite pastime." She replied with a smile.
"What?" the boy asked. Confusion clearly on his face
"Draco Malfoy getting prepared for a kick to the ass."
Both her boys raised their eyebrows at her answer.
Boys will be boys and girls will be girls and for a rare time in Hogwarts history, Hermione Granger decided to be a bitch. Well, she chose other words of course.
Hagrid had his cousin helping out with handling the animals during his class.
Just before class ended Hermione saw her chance Hagrid was away for a moment so she called out
"That was so mean Draco. You don't call a girl a whore. Your mother might act like one but calling a girl a whore is just not done "
The boy sputtered for a moment before replying.
"Well she isn't human so why should I care."
Around her, the class felt silent while they all looked at the gigantic girl.
"Kick his ass." Yelled Padma Patil to the surprise of all her classmates.
"Yeah kick it." Added her sister.
"Draco did not mean it like that." Yelled Pansy. "It was only a joke."
"A joke? calling a girl a whore is a joke to you?" said Hermione while raising an eyebrow.
"Well, she is not human." Pansy stammered.
Before the girl noticed she was lifted from the ground by her neck,
"you were saying?"
Pansy gasped when she looked eye to eye with the glaring giant.
"Kick his ass." She stammered.
"Margje! put miss Parkinson down! I mean it. I mail the courts myself if I have to."
From being away Hagrid had rapidly returned.
"but."
"no buts. I told you that the students and staff were off limits. I think mister Malfoy and miss Parkinson will enjoy detention with professor Sinistra and Vector"
Said professors were the youngest women on the staff and had been called worse than whore by some students and were quite creative in the punishments of said students who used said words.
"Not even a little whack?" asked the giant girl her disappointment very clear in her voice.
"You heard me, didn't you. Like I told you before No robbing. That includes not beating up the students or staff."
The girl put Pansy down in disappointment.
"You are very lucky." The gigantic girl said.
Said Slytherin girl bobbed her head in agreement.
"I am sorry." She muttered.
The larger girl snorted before replying. "Do you believe yourself? Shaking her head the gigantic girl said. "I will take the apology for what it is."
"Hermione you get detention too. With Professor McGonagall. " Hermione tried to look very sincere at the giant professor,
"Hermione that won't work for Margje and neither for you." The Gryffindor girl looked down sadly,
"busted." Said a smirking Ron. "But it was wicked." He added.
"Miss Granger I am very disappointed with your actions of this afternoon. Goading Hagrid his cousin in beating up mister Malfoy and Miss Parkinson. The girl is on probation for Merlin's sake. We don't need her falling back into bad habits."
Hermione cowered under the glare her head of house .
"You will scrub the entire hallway by hand for your actions,"
Scrubbing the floor Hermione decided was totally worth seeing Pansy her scared face.
Author note.
Well a bit of a trial. But a little explanation.
Margje is the daughter of Ellert a giant who is if folklore believed a giant roaming the plains nearby my home.
Veenhuizen holds the local prison including the magical ones in my story.