What do you call a baby in the water?
Bob! Ha!
What do you call a baby in the leaves?
Rustle! Ha!
What do you call a baby in front of a door?
Matt! Ha!
What is small, pink, and swings slowly from side to side?
A baby on a meat hook! Ha!
How did the baby cross the road? (TY Stephen King)
It was stapled to the chicken! Ha!
What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette?
I DON'T HAVE A CORVETTE IN MY GARAGE! Ha!
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
A dead baby in ten trash cans! Ha!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them! Ha!
How do you get a baby in a bowl?
A blender! Ha!
How do you get a baby out of a bowl?
Chips! Ha!
Why do you put a baby in the blender feet-first?
To see its expression on the way down! Ha!
What is small, pink, and wiggles in a corner?
A baby eating razor blades! Ha!
What is small, green, and sits in a corner?
The same baby two months later! Ha!
How do you get a baby off a meathook?
A baseball bat! Ha!
What is worse than six dead babies on a table?
Six dead babies on a table without salt and pepper! Ha!
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