Fast track to Pokemon town!
Chapter 1: balls deep in pokeballs.
"Oh god why do I keep being sent to different dimensions.." Sean cursed angrily as he looked at his surroundings.
Wherever he was, he was in a large forest in a small clearing, nothing around but some trees and bushes.
"excuse me, are you lost?" a gruff voice asked, scaring Sean as he jumped up and looked around to see a... Ursaring?
"why are you talking, your a pokemon your supposed to be saying your name?" Sean questioned as he reached up to scratch his head when he noticed he had a three clawed green hand. Sean started looking down and behind him to see a pair of giant green wings and a tail with a tip of fire on the end of it.
"oh god, I'm a pokemon..." Sean grimly said as the ursaring only nodded.
"so where am I and which region am I in?" Sean asked as he swung his new charizard tail, trying it out.
"your in the pinwheel forest, home of many bug types and grass types alike" the ursaring said.
"so which way is civilization?" Sean asked as he continued checking out his snazzy wings.
"north of here is a small town, but a shiny pokemon like yourself would probably want to stay as far as you can from there" the ursaring answered.
"why?" Sean asked
"shiny pokemon are very hard to find pokemon, plus especially since your a charizard of such a strange color, you might as well wear a big sign that says catch me" the ursaring once again answered the question.
"well I'll try my luck anyways" Sean said until he discovered an inconvenient truth.
"WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!" Sean yelled as he stomped the ground.
Sighing the ursaring stomped on seans tail, causing him to shoot out a large blast of fire, burning down 2 trees and 5 bushes.
"oh..." Sean sighed as he headed off north to find civilization.
"so let's see, first I have to find something to eat since I'm starving, second I have to find somewhere to sleep, and finally I have to pray there's a burger tank someplace here."Sean thought over when suddenly he was hit in the side of the head and swallowed by a flash of red light.
Wherever Sean was in, it smelt horrible and was more cramped than 20 clowns in a clown car. Punching the walls of his spherical prison, he finally made it out of the horrid pokeball and angrily turned in the direction to be hit by another pokeball. This time he was able to break out of this one before he was sucked into it. Turning again angrily he ducked another pokeball and saw two people.
The first one was a blonde girl,probably seans age, with big ocean blue eyes. The second was a girl also, probably the same age as the first one, with short brown hair and green eyes. Sean would've thought they were cute if it wasn't for the fact they tried to shove him into small, smelly balls (no innuendo intended) Both girls were scared as they pulled out some more poke balls and tossed them to the ground.
First came out a medium sized, purple monkey with 2 tails that had hands on them. The second was a tall, green and white pokemon, her legs covered by a ballroom gown like part connected to her body. These 2 pokemon are ambipom and gardevoir.
"ambipom use double hit!" the brown hair girl yelled as the purple monkey charged at Sean. Quickly Sean shot a ring of fire around him, causing the ambipom to stop in front of the ring to avoid getting hurt.
"gardevoir use hypnosis!" the blonde girl yelled as her gardevoirs eyes started to glow blue.
Remembering a technique from raiders of the lost ark, Sean turned his head in another direction to avoid making eye contact with her. Sean with his eyes closed fired a fireball in a random direction to find satisfying results. He had hit the ambipom and made it faint, and the explosion from the fireball caused the gardevoir to lose concentration and cancelled it's hypnosis.
"No ambipom" the brown hair girl cried as she sucked the fainted pokemon back into it's ball.
"gardevoir use attract!" the blonde girl commanded as the gardevoir shot a big pink heart in seans direction
"OH SHIT!" Sean yelled as he started flying around like a mad man, trying to avoid the move that caused him so much grief when he played pokemon.
"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!" Sean yelled even louder as his wings gave up and he fell onto the ground.
The pink heart zoomed in on his location as he waited for his lovey dovey doom.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he yelled as he attempted to crawl away.
The heart hit Sean square in the the face as his body and head turned into the direction of the gardevoir and he started drooling.
He didn't know if it was the move or not, but the gardevoir seemed to be really curvy. She soon sat down on the ground and started to rub her long, thin green legs. Sean was trying to attempt to stop the move from working in his mind, but the brain beats brawn as some say.
Basically Sean ran over to her and started to lap her cheek.
"oh god I'm acting like a animal!" Sean tried to reason with himself.
"but I want to kiss her all over..." the corrupted side of seans brain started arguing.
"it's a goddamn spell, she's got us wrapped around her finger!" Sean tried reasoning with his lovey dovey mushy part of his brain.
Sean was about to break out of the spell and finish the gardevoir when she started to trace her pointer finger over seans charizard snout.
"LOVE HER! LOVE HER, LOVE HER!" the corrupted part of seans mind took full control.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" seans sane side cursed as it lost all attempts to fight the move as it to was corrupted by the spell.
Sean the charizard started to nuzzle the foes gardevoirs neck. She retaliated by petting his head very gently with her one hand while holding the side of his head. Suddenly a flash of red light caught the love struck pokemon as it was sucked into it. Sean didn't even bother trying as he let out a deep sigh and continued to dream about her.
"Yes I caught a Shiny Charizard!" the blonde teenager cheered.
"I was so close to Morgan.." the brunette sighed as she looked at her pokeballs, filled with fainted pokemon.
"don't worry Ashley, I'm pretty sure you can catch something this awesome if not better!" morgan tried cheering up her friend.
"thanks Morgan, hey look at that, we were at the entrance to the next town the whole time!" Ashley said as they both dashed towards the gateway.
How will Sean get out of this one, or is he down for the count? Will he ever find a burger tank? Find out in the next chapter!
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