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Don't own Twilight saga...but I do own this knew sarcastic and annoying side of Edward...kinda. He gets kinda hilarious with Rosalie!

The story behind Rosalie and Edward and what was "meant to be" originally between them. What happens when Edward thinks he actually might want Rosalie? R&R! May get interesting!!

~Edward's POV~

I have been "alone" for awhile now. Quite frankly, I don't really give a damn. Ever since I got back to Carlisle and Esme, who he recently changed to have a partner, I have been reminded that I don't have one. To tell the truth, I'm just happy enough after what I did, my rebellion, that Carlisle even wants me back.

I can see that Carlisle thinks I'm lonely, after all I can hear what he is thinking. I knew that he would take action and soon enough, I saw it coming.

"Carlisle will be back soon," Esme encouraged me as she hung up her telephone. "I think you'll be happy! He found you someone really special!"

She giddily let out a cheer and with that, I heard a car coming up the driveway. He had been gone awhile, probably trying to find someone who seemed "worthy" or just was very ill. It had been come around here and I knew how newborns act, so you could say I wasn't thrilled that I wouldn't be able to go out and about too close to humans for awhile. I rolled my eyes and tapped my fingers on the table. This was going to be a long night, as always.

The door opened and in walked Carlisle and a tall, blonde girl. I looked at her, more curiously than I had suspected I would. He saw my reaction, misinterpreted it, and winked at me. I let out a much-too-loud chuckle, and Esme stared at me as she thought to me "be polite!"

Carlisle guided her towards me and introduced us.

"Edward," He said. "This is Rosalie."

She smiled at me and thought to herself (of if only she knew), 'Wow. He's handsome!'

I chuckled much to loudly again and Esme glared and raised her eyebrows.

"'Be polite?" Okay, Esme. I'll be polite!' I thought mischievously.

"Oh hello Ro-sa-lie," I purred sarcastically (although Rosalie didn't pick it up), "Oh how nice it is to meet such a cha-a-arming young girl."

She twirled her hair seductively at me and I chuckled again. Man, this girl was so easy to tease!

"Hi Edward. Glad to be in your presence." She purred back.

Carlisle was not pleased with the way I had acted, I could tell.

"Well, get to know each other." He started awkwardly and anxiously. "Esme and I will be upstairs, Edward show Rosalie the new bedroom I had furnished for you two."

Carlisle and Esme walked up the stairs.

I didn't know what to say.

"So, can I see our bedroom?" She asked irresistibly.

It was hard for me not to find her attractive when she said this. I knew she was good for me, but I just hated to see Carlisle right about my love life.

I contemplated saying no, and to get the heck out of my house, but I didn't.

"Alright then," I purred. "Up to the bedroom already?"

We both laughed at my wonderfully done joke. This was going to be interesting...and fun!

I'm not going to make this innapropro! Trust me!

Rated T cause I'm a Worrying Wally!

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