| Subj: | The 1st part of my fanfic (it's fixed, Laurnen) |
| Date: | 11/25/01 9:13:41 AM Eastern Standard Time |
| From: | Lizzydizy1 |
| To: | AmandaB9@aol.com, LALF37@aol.com |
The Buffy Horror T.V. Show
Cast:
Buffy- Herself and Janet
Xander- Himself and Brad
Spike- Himself and Riff Raff
Willow- Herself and Columbia
Anya- Herself
Angel- Frank N Furter
Giles- Himself and The Narrator
Drucilla- Magenta
Oz- Eddie/ Dr. Scott
Rocky- Riley
Note: The reader should be familiar with both Buffy the Vampire Slayer and The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
The characters wil sometimes be themselves and sometimes be the Rocky Horror character they are portraying. You will know the difference by the names they call each other. Won't apply too much to 1st part of story.
The same warnings and explantions of other fan fiction applies, yatta yatta.
ENJOY!
Scene 1: At Buffy and Willow's apartment.
Buffy: Boy, am I glad we decided on having a movie night instead of going out.
Willow: I know. It's raining cats and dogs outside. Well, it could be...
Buffy: Willow, don't even go there. I like my rain wet, not furry.
Willow: Just saying. Where's Xander and Anya?
Buffy: Oh, Xander went to rent the movie and Anya is buying popcorn and candy.
Willow: Oh. Where's Dawn?
Buffy: She's at her friend's house. For REAL this time. I already called to double check.
Willow: Oh, that's good.
(Loud bang outside of the house)
Willow: What was that? (Goes to the door to check it out) Xander, is that you?
Xander: Ow, yeah. This package weighs a ton.
(Buffy comes to the door and helps Xander carry it in)
Buffy: I thought you were just renting a video.
Xander: I was, but the guy at the video store told me that it was more fun watching when using props and dressing up. Audience Participation or something.
(Door is pushed opened by one pissed off Spike)
Spike: No you ninny, you use that stuff when you go to see it in the actual movie theater.
Buffy: (In a very sarcastic tone) Oh, I'm so glad that you're here to join us.
Spike: You were last night.
Buffy: Look, what was done is done.
Spike: Oh, very convincing. This must be the 100th time you've said that.
(Xander interupts)
Xander: Okay, not going to ask and assume we're talking about patroling.
Willow: Um, where's Anya?
Xander: I don't know. I thought she came back already. Should we start the movie without her?
Willow: Um, what movie is it, anyway?
Spike: The Rocky Horror Picture Show, of course. What other movie uses props like these and audience participation?
Buffy: Oh, I've never seen it.
Spike: You mean to tell me that you're a Rocky Horror virgin? I suppose the rest of you have never seen it either. Great for some "ideas," if you know what I mean.
(Willow has already looked in the video bag)
Willow: From the looks of it, it looks, um, unique.
Xander: If you want, I can get another video.
Spike: No, that won't be necessary. Rocky Horror is an excellent movie for a dark, stormy night. Especially with such (looks at Buffy and speaks with a hint of sarcasim in his voice) a lively group.
Buffy: Well, who said you could join us?
Spike: Already here. Might as well stay.
Willow: Forget about the movie for a second. I'm getting worried about Anya. Maybe I'd better do a location spell.
(Buffy and Xander speak at the same time)
No! No more spells.
Willow: Okay, I won't use magic! It's not like all my spells turn out to be disasters.
Xander: Not even gonna comment.
(Banging on the door followed by a loud shriek)
Anya: Guys, let me in!
(Buffy rushes to door and lets Anya in)
Buffy: What took you so long? We were getting worried.
Anya: I was walking here, when I saw a rabid bunny outside. It chased me and made me drop the groceries. I spent an hour trying to ditch it. Then, I had to go and buy more food.
Ooooo, we're watching The Rocky Horror Picture Show? I remember seeing it in the theater.
Spike: Can you believe that none of them have ever even seen it?
Anya: Oh, that's too bad. Xander, you can learn a lot from this movie if you know what I mean.
Xander: Okay, now I'm offically disturbed. I think I understand everything that's going on. You know what? I'll go pop the popcorn.
Anya: No, it's okay honey. I wouldn't want you to miss any of the movie. You guys can start it while I pop the popcorn.
(Xander groans)
Spike: Alright, now let the show begin.
Scene 2: After they finish the movie.
Buffy: That was, interesting.
(Spike sneers)
Spike: Learn anything, pet?
(Xander groans)
Xander: Anya, I want you to know that I love you and will try many things, but fishnets are out.
Spike: (Very sarcastic) Oh, that a shame. The thought of you in fishnets really turns me
on.
Buffy: I bet it does.
Spike: You know, fishnets would make your legs look incredibly sexy.
Buffy: Yeah, and I'm sure they'd have the same affect on you.
Xander: Okay, mental picture out of my head. I don't think I've been as disturbed since that mental image of Willow and Oz playing Mistress of Pain.
(Awkward silence. Everyone stares at him)
Xander; Did I just say that outloud?
Willow: Yes you did.
Xander: Oh. Dammit, Willow.
Willow: Dammit Janet.
Xander: Great, now I'm quoting from Rocky Horror.
Willow: I really enjoyed it, actually. Don't Dream It, Be It. Wow, I think I may have a new favorite movie.
Buffy: You were right Anya. It's always the quiet ones.
Willow: I'm serious. In fact we all could relate to these characters. Hey, that gives me an idea.
Buffy: Don't even go there.
Willow: Relax, it's just a tiny, harmless spell. All it does it observe everybody's personalities and designate them with the character they are the most like.
Xander: I don't know.
Willow: Trust me, it'll be fun.
Spike: Yeah, Xander. I bet he's afraid he'll be the most like Brad.
Anya: Spike does have a point.
Xander: Okay, I am so not like Brad. First of all, I'm straight.
Spike: Come on Xander, don't be in denial.
(Xander ignores comment)
Xander: Second of all, I'm way cooler than Brad. Tighty whiteys? Come on. Third of all, I don't wear glasses.
(Spike rolls his eyes)
Spike: Whatever you say, Bra... I mean Xander.
Anya: You know what guys? I'm going to pop some more popcorn.
(She leaves the living room and goes to the kitchen)
(By this time, Willow has already found the spell that she wants)
Buffy: No, don't!
Willow: Sorry Buffy, but I really want to do this.
Allow us to see which character is most like me
Include our past, whatever you desire to cast
Show us the way...
(The T.V. becomes blurry, and Spike, Willow, Xander and Buffy are sucked in. Anya is still in the kitchen)
Anya: Guys? Hey guys, did I miss something? Hey, Rocky Horror is on again. Might as well watch it.
Scene 3: The Wedding
(The characters of "Brad and Janet" are at their best friend's wedding. However, they are now being portrayed by Xander and Buffy)
Xander: What are we doing here?
Buffy: (In a scared voice) I don't know.
(Anya chokes on her popcorn)
Anya: Oh no, Willow must have done her spell, and it sucked them into the movie. I wonder if they'll become the characters of Brad and Janet or just be in the same situations as themselves.
Xander: Buffy, how the hell did we get here?
Buffy: I guess it was... wait, I forgot.
(Xander bumps into a tree)
Xander; Ow, I can't see anything.
Buffy: Here, put these on. (Gives him a big, thick pair of glasses)
Xander: Thanks. Hey Janet?
Buffy: Yes Brad?
Xander: I've got something to say.
Buffy; Uh huh?
Xander: I really love the skillful way you beat the other girls to the bride's bouquet.
Buffy: Oh, Brad.
(The song continues while Anya watches)
Anya: Hey, that's my future husband! You can't propose to Buffy. Watch out, here I come! (She jumps into the T.V. just when the song ends and the narrator begins to speak)
Scene 4: The Narrator's Office
Anya: Damn, just missed them. (See's a door in the narrator's office and tries to open it, but it won't open. She sits grumpily on the floor.)
Anya: This sucks! It's bad enough that Xander proposed to Buffy, but now I won't even be able to have sex and orgies with everyone at the mansion. I don't even have a character! I'm stuck with the narrator until I can find a way out of here. Wait a second, who's the Narrator? Is it the real one or whoever we know most like him? Uh oh....
(Giles enters the room with a book)
Giles: Anya, what are we doing here?
Anya: Willow did a spell that caused all the people we have known or know to become the Rocky Horror character we're most like or something like that.
Giles- Oh great, not another spell!
Anya- Giles, what do we do?
Giles- I don't know, I honestly don't know.
Anya- Great, just great. Giles? (no response). Hey, Giles?
Giles- I would like, if I may to take you on a strange journey. It seemed a fairly ordinary night when Brad Majors and his fiancee, Janet Weiss, two young, ordinary healthy kids, left Denton that late november evening to visit a Dr. Everett Scott, ex. tutor and now friend to both of them. It's true, there were dark storm clouds, heavy, black and embulous to all of which they were driving. It's true also that the spare tire they were carrying was badly in need of some air, but they being normal kids and on a night out. Well, they weren't going to let a storm spoil the events of their evening. On a night out, it was a night out they were going to remember for a very long time.
(Anya groans)
(To be continued)