The Cheesy Love Triangle: An Explanation

by Messing With Minds

Naruto never understood how someone could get themselves stuck in the middle of one of those cheesy movie-type love triangles. Until he found himself right in the middle of one. This is his story. Slash NaruSasu, NaruKiba, AU, yaoi. Don't like don't read.

1. An Explanation

A/N: I'm starting a new series here. NaruSasu, NaruKiba, AU, I'm gonna take this one through to the end guys. Brad, for you, this will eventually contain lemons. Fuck you Sasuke, I'm not Chouji. Everyone, you know I love review so much. If I'm going to continue this series to the end I need the moral support of lots of reviews. I love you all. Especially you. NO, not you. YOU. Hi.

Ya know how, in all those cheesy love movies, there is always that awkward love triangle? You know, the one where the girl is in love with a guy who barely notices her, then something happens between them, and girlie gets hurt. Then little miss stupid goes and cries on the shoulder of her pathetic friend who just happens to be in love with her. He's sweet, he's giving, he's not a complete jackass, but he our protagonist here just doesn't seem to fall in love with him. Nope, in the end she's back in love with the guy who could care less, because she just knows its supposed to be that way.

Now if the movie is more than five years old, and a chick flick, the little miss will make a good decision, and her and lover boy will live happily ever after. But even if you know it'll end happily in probably the most boring relationship of all time, you can't help but want yell at the girl. How can she be so stupid, so blind to the other guy who according to movie fate is destined to be with her? I would know. I was among you. Yelling at the silver screen, walking out in frustration over obliviousness. I sure as hell didn't get why she didn't go with the one who gave her everything she wanted.

That is, I didn't understand until this year.

That is, until Sasuke and Kiba came in to my life.

This is the story of my Junior year of high school. The year that I, Uzumaki Naruto, got stuck in a cheesy love triangle. Why am I telling you this story? Why am I going to be making you scream at your computer screen in frustration? Because this is my story, and I want to make it completely clear why I chose who I chose. So here I start, the very beginning.

None of this would have happened if it wasn't for that god damned art class…