Welcome to the Bishounen Dorm!
October 18th 2013
Plot and Othello Montague by Elise the Writing Desk, Wonderful Wonder World©QuinRose

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"Hey, Dumbo," Black said, with a serious face, eyes on the ground.

"What is it, my son?" Ace cryptically said, still lying on the ground, eyes on the dark night sky.

"Isn't it fucking weird to get attracted by a guy?" the ginger said in an all-seriousness expression.

Ace gaped and got up from the ground, and gawked at Black.

"Duuude!" he screeched. "Ello rubbed off on you, didn't he? Aw man...Now I feel dirty for all those days changing together in the locker room!" Ace face-palmed, and inched away from Black.

"What the fuck—No, Dumbo, that sunnavabitch Othello didn't rub off on me!" the ginger screamed.

"B-But you said you're 'attracted' to a guy!" Ace argued frantically.

"Not me, you fuckin' asshole! I was just asking if it's fucking weird or not!"

"Well if it's not about you, then why are you asking!? It's you! Ha!" Ace frantically got up on his feet. Black froze, glaring at him.

"The fuck are ya goin'?"

"I'mma tell Julius." Ace snickered.

Black's eyes widened, and he grimaced. "No! What the fuck—" he jumped and clung to Ace's feet.

Ace fell on face to the ground, and screeched.

"Aaaugh! Help meeeh! Black is gaaay!"

"I'm not fucking gay! You—"

"RAAAEP!"

~.X.~

Chapter 1: The Momma Boy

Ever been the new kid who knew nobody in a new place? Or, ever had a new kid transferred to your school? What do you do? Ignore or be friendly with 'em?

Guess it depends on the new kid, eh? If he's cheerful and friendly, then he ain't got no problem. If he's shy, some might approach and be friendly. If he's cool, then let him alone.

What if he's crying like a baby, calling his mom in the corner, then?

"Mom...Moooom! Are you okay, Mom? Have you eat lunch? Are you feeling lonely?"

A brunet named Ace Pendragon was hiding his mouth, trying not to burst laughing.

"I'm just worried...And okay, I'm lonely without you, Mom..."

A navy-haired guy came downstairs and patted Ace's back with a small manual book.

"Hey, I fixed your DVD player...What's that new kid doing...?" he paused and frowned as he joined Ace to watch the new boy.

"Mom! I still wanna talk to you...Why are you so mean!? You don't love me anymore...?"

Julius Monrey froze beside Ace.

"N-No..." sob. "Mom...Noooo she hang up...uhuhuhu..." a dark-blond boy wept and tried to wipe his damp face. Sniffling here and there, he sighed and dropped his cellphone, and finally noticed the two.

"Phft..snrk...AHAHAHAHA..." Ace fell on his knees and started to roll on the floor.

"Uh...you okay?" Julius twitched awkwardly and slowly approached the new kid. "You're Almanzo Liddell, right?"

"The heck is that Dumbo laughing at!?" the new kid snapped. "Probably a fucking orphan." He scoffed smugly.

Ace stopped laughing and got up to smile dangerously at the new kid. "At least I'm not a freaking Momma Boy..."

The new kid snorted and held up a hand in front of his face. "I ain't no Momma Boy, Dumbo." He grinned and pointed a thumb to himself. "Just lovin' my Mom. Phft, you ain't got no one to love, aren'tcha? Shame, shame." He waved.

"You...bastard..." Ace grinned wider.

The new kid grinned to Julius. "Call me Al, mate. Who are ya again?"

"Julius Monrey. This is—"

"Dumbo. Got it." Al nodded.

"I'm Ace, ya bastard. Crybaby Momma Boy. Bet you're still wearing a diaper..." the brunet grinned wickedly. "Suckin' yer thumb, calling yer mom...do you breastfeed until now?"

Al chuckled. "Heh...Interesting, Dumbo."

Ace grinned back. "Any time, Pussy Momma Boy."

"...Let's duel." Al and Ace said.

Julius twitched. "Boy...that escalated—"

POW

"UGH BITCH YOU BROKE MY NOSE!"

"...quickly..."

BAM

"YER ASKIN' FER A FIGHT, HAHAHA!"

SMACK

"I'MMA STICK A BROOM UP YER ASS!"

A curly haired guy came down smiling and flocked as he saw Julius.

"Kyaa, Julius! What a coincidence~!" Othello Montague squealed, trying to cling to Julius.

"Don't touch me." Julius stepped away from him. Ello then noticed the stupid fight and gasped.

"Ooooh, how manly...Ah!" he gasped. "Who's that dazzling new bishie!?"

BAM

Al delivered one last punch to Ace's gut, and then grinned coolly at Ello. "Call me Al, mate."

Ello fainted but managed to whisper; "He called me...MATE...siiigh..."

~.X.~

Eventually, a guy's fight will turn into an everlasting friendship. Al and Ace were already laughing and joking when they're having dinner in the first floor's dining table. Ello was there, keeping them to have topics, while Julius silently eat and only spoke when spoken to.

"So we're livin' here with only five people?" Al asked, and munched his macaroni. Ello's eyes following his lips tentatively.

"Not really, there are three more, but they're seniors and have different schedules in the academy." Ello beamed, curling his curly hair with his finger. "What subject you're taking, Al?"

"The Coding." Al smirked. Ace whistled and patted his shoulder.

"Daaamn...never thought you had it in you. I'm in the Enforcer, by the way. Hey, Julius...this means all of us are in different subjects, eh?"

Julius swallowed his chicken. "I'm in the Taxes...Ello's in Statistic...Ah yes, Black is in the Coding as well, actually."

Ello whimpered. "Awww, I can't go to the same class with Al!" he sighed dejectedly. "Black is suspicious too...I mean, he hates girls. What if he's gay too?"

Al blinked in realization. "Too...? You're gay, Ello?"

"Uuuh-huh~!" Ellio smirked. "And watch out, Al, I might be veeery into you, mate." He winked, waving his fork.

Ace and Julius flinched away. "Creep."

Al chuckled. "If you're denying too harsh, you'll end up the same." He shrugged. "Anyway, according to some scientists, guys will have their gay-session in life, where they're attracted to their same kind. At first this should be just an admiration, but if he doesn't pass this period, he'll end up like Ello." The dark blond grinned to Ello, who squealed.

"I'm a failed product and I'm proud~!" Ello giggled. He sighed dejectedly. "But it's hard to get a guy in this overly-manly academy...Even the girls here are manlier than I do!"

They ate in silence for a while, and then Al remembered something.

"Oh yeah, where's that guy...Black, wasn't it?"

"Eh, he hates eating together." Ace laughed, shrugging. "He hates the world, I think? He hates people, especially girls. But daaaamn, that friggin' bad boy catch 'em all those ladies!" he sighed. "Even though they're rejected, they'd never turn to me! Ladies..."

"Welp, that's sad fer ya." Al chuckled. "For me, I already have my Mom!"

Julius twitched. "Well...isn't that lovely."

"Aww, Al, but you have to consider me too..." Ello pouted.

The dark blond shook his head stubbornly. "Naw mate...There's only one lady in this world fer me." He smirked and pounded his fist to the table.

"And that, is my Mom." He sighed longingly.

Ace and Julius exchanged looks. Ello whined.

Al smiled gently. "I'm gonna marry my Mom."

And so, Almanzo Liddell had brought Mother Complex to a whole new level.

Oh, and Ello was officially Gay-Zoned.

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