-1-1KHMK: I'm like bored so I Going to Write this. I don't own anyone except Tiffany. Technically I don't own Tiffany ( because she's a real person ) But no stealing her! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! My brain hurts! ( yes, I have one ) X.x IT IS SO RANDOM! CRAZY! its MAD WHAT MY BRAIN COMES UP WITH AT OTHER RANDOM MOMENTS IN TIME!

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The Geico lizard and Jimmy Neutron were walking through Diagon Ally looking for The South Pole.

"You want to get some pie and chips?" The Geico lizard asked.

"No thank you, The high fat, sodium, and saturated fat with clog my arteries causing my hair to fall down." Jimmy said pulling down various charts.

They walked a few feet.

"Lets go get a free rate quote on Geico .com!

"For the 958,563,345,354th time NO!"

"Fine."

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Kuzco, Hannah Montana, and Cheese were on the top of the Empire State building somewhere in Wisconsin.

"You get the best of both worlds! Chill it out take it slow, then you'll rock out the show…" Hannah Montana was singing loudly.

"I am the coolest ruler in the world." Kuzco said.

"I like chocolate milk!" said Cheese.

"The other side, the other side of me. The other side of me…." Hannah Montana sang.

"Okay, yeah, who is this bad singing girl in the wig?" Kuzco asked.

"I like chocolate milk!" said Cheese.

"WHO SAID, WHO SAID, I CAN'T BE SUPER MAN?" Hannah Montana sang annoyingly.

" I'LL FIND OUT!" Kuzco yelled pushing Hannah Montana ( who was still singing ) off the Empire State Building.

"There, you see? She didn't fly like superman so now everyone can say she can't be superman."

"I like chocolate milk!" said (you guessed it) Cheese.

A then to Kuzco's disappointment Hannah Montana Took a can of Red Bull out, chugged it and sprouted wings and flew away.

"What happened?" Kuzco asked

"Red Bull gives you wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiingsss!" Cheese said.

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KHMK and Tiffany were Interviewing the main characters Of Kingdom hearts On The T.V. Show, What Ever The Day of The Week it Is When Your Reading This, Live.

"So Sora why, are you so dumb?" Asked Tiffany.

"Huh?"

"I think you're a naïve idiot."

"Why?" Sora asked

Then KHMK says: "SORA! KAIRI'S BEING HELD HOSTIGE IN SEATTLE!"

"I'M COMING KAIRI!" Sora yelled running for the door.

"But Sora I'm right here…" Kairi said but Sora had already run out the door.

"Does that prove my point?" Tiffany asked smirking. "Okay Riku, KHMK told me that Kingdom Hearts is a kids game. So why are you in it?"

"Wait... I am a kid! I'm 15!"

"Then why do have gray hair?"

"Why do people think my hair is gray? It's silver!"

"Gray!"

"Silver!"

"Gray!"

"Silver!"

"GRAY!"

"SILVER!"

"HOW CAN ANYONE HAVE SILVER HAIR?"

"I DON'T KNOW! WANNA SAPR?"

"HECK YEAH!"

And Riku and Tiffany began a horrible fight which involved smacking, hair pulling, kicking, name calling, poking, and many other means of proving the other was stupid, wrong, and all other bad insults that my brain can't come up with right now. While this was going on KHMK was interviewing the last of them.

"So Kairi, remind me why you wear that ugly pink mini skirt thingy?"

"Ugly? It's brand new!"

"IT"S STILL UGLY!" AND with that poor KHMK went blind.

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Told ya it was random. R&R yo.

Adios los non amigos.