Yes, this is my first stab at a Danny Phantom Romance story. Gotta remember to lay off the arch demons of utter hell and destructions. The couple will be learned later on. Only hints so far. Only ONE particular person knows the identity of the Wife. BWHAHAHA!

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Chapter One: The Whole Stinkin' Mess and How It Began

Ah…Mother Hood. What a weird, yet totally beautiful, experience. Be-A-utiful. I mean that in the best way possible! Danny's off fighting Skulker 10.33, again, and isn't going to like what he finds at home. Namely that it's his turn to do the dishes.

Danny…as I look over our children, I begin to think back on how all of this started. It was back when we were still in Highschool, just starting 11th grade…

"Grrrrr!" Valerie growled, slamming her locker shut, thrusting herself past a startled Paulina, and then slamming right into Sam.

"Hey, watch where you're going!" she barked at Sam, before picking her stuff back up and rushing out the doors.

"Geez, what was HER problem?" Sam complained, shaking her head, not noticing that Danny had stopped for a moment. "Danny?"

"Ghost," he muttered, before rushing into the bathroom, to get some privacy.

Through out all of this, Paulina was standing there, bewildered, and still in enough shock NOT to throw an insult at Sam, or be indignit that she had just been shoved by a virtual 'Nobody' like Val. She gave out one harrumph, before turning around and walking away. Sam wasn't worth her time or her patience.

That and she didn't have much time. What with quitting Cheerleading, getting dumped by the Popular Crowd, and having her ENTIRE FREAKIN' LIFE TURNED UPSIDE DOWN…

That's when the ghost ripped through the wall, literally, and grabbed her up.

As we all know, she screamed. A lot.

"Danny Phantom!" the ghost cried, "Stop right now, or have this girl PERISH!"

"Phantom?!" Paulina nearly screeched.

That's when Danny snuck in behind the ghostly being, and blasted him in the back, forcing him to let Paulina go. "Look dude, I have NO clue who you are, but you're going back into the Ghost Zone!"

The ghost in question was humanoid, about 6ft, and…that was about it. Sorta. It shifted appearance and form for everything it touched and looked at. For instance, at the moment, he had the eyes of Danny, the skin of a stone wall, and bits of flesh intertwined.

Then he struck outwards towards Danny, his chest stretching out, and forming a new arm, slamming Danny into the lockers…and the creature switched form a stone skin, to a more metal skin.

And black spandex, oddly like Danny's suit... "DIE, PHANTOM!" the creature roared, his voice interchanging between, oddly enough, Vald's voice, and Danny's, as he leapt at the Ghost Boy. That's when Valerie showed up, busting through the upper cealing, and causing debries to fall towards Sam and Paulina.

Sam grabbed Paulina, and jumped out of the way. "WOULD YOU LET ME GO!" Paulina screamed at Sam.

"I would if I wanted you to be pizza!"

"I don't need saving by some Goth Geek!"

"WELL EXCUSE ME!"

We'll just leave them alone.

Valerie summoned four of her floating blasters, and started laying into the creature with energy blasts galore. Now, usually, these would work on just about anyone. Cept, this wasn't just about anyone.

Instead of being blasted by them, the creature ABSORBED them, his entire body turning into an energy thing, as he turned and shot his arm out, sending a huge wave of energy towards her, to which she narrowly dodged, growling behind her mirrored helmet. She can choose to make it transparent or mirrored, since this new suit of hers seems to be thought controlled

Danny lunged at the creature, trying to strike it down with one swift kick…only to be electrocuted upon touching it.

The creature grabbed up Danny by his neck, his oversized hands burning Danny's neck, as he brought his right fist up to burn Danny's skull to ash, only to get battered by Valerie's explosive disks.

It glared at Valerie the best it could, as it turned intangible and sank into the ground.

Danny looked up towards Valerie, as she glared down at him. "Ug, Fenton, watch yourself next time!" she spoke in disgust, flying off. If one could tell, they would have seen a slight smirk behind her mirrored face.

You see, in tenth grade the Ghost King had arrived again, being unleashed by a very stupid move on part of the Box Ghost. Though one can not blame him, since, A) he thought it was just a very fancy box, and B) the Lunch Lady had kissed him, and that ALWAYS made him dizzier then usual.

In any case, during the resulting war, Valerie found out the truth about Danny, and had since then been sorta...distant from the Ghost Boy.

How everything went down is a tale for another story. Just know that in the resulting chaos, such things happened that Paulina wished hadn't.

Namely, Danny becoming the Number One enemy of all of Amity Park. Then again, that's what happens when everyone thinks you're responsible for the death of a few football players and a certain mayor…

The kids all turned on him. All except for Paulina, Valerie, Though only because she saw what really happened with her own two eyes and Sam. But he continued on. He wouldn't stop. No. He couldn't. He owed HIM that much, in the very least…

Danny shook his head, and found the beaming face of Paulina looking down at him. "Are you alright, Danny?" she asked with concern.

"Danny's just fine!" Sam yelled, pushing her aside.

"Hey, Goth Geek, don't be pushing ME around!"

"OH YEAH! AND WHY SHOULDN'T I?"

Usually Danny would try to intervene between the two warring girls…only this time, he had too much of a headache, and was too confused over where that strange Ghost came from. So he did the only reasonable thing to do; he flew off.

Thankfully the police arrived AFTER he did so. They weren't on the best of terms.

Not anymore, in any case.

Notes: Yeah yeah yeah. Romance stories shouldn't have death creatures of death and oddness.

Screw that. This is my story, and the parings will be decided upon between D/S, D/V, or hell, even D/P.

I'll humor you guys, if you review, and let you give me the best reasons for why you think a certain girl should become THE mother in the end. Please keep the Character Bashing to a minimal, if at all. Oh, and Person Who Knows The Truth, keep the truth a secrete, and if you PLEASE! review, then do throw your vote to someone else you'd like to see 'win'.

Oh, and those of you who spot the little 'error' do point it out. I'll explain WHY it's not an error later.

The events that were mentioned will take place in a future story titled: Hero's Path