Disclaimer: I do not own any of hetalia.
"Sup bros!" Yelled America as he swung open the doors to the world meeting. He scanned the room, he saw no one and did not hear an answer. "Damn." He muttered as he turned to walk out. "Get him!" America whirled around to match the voice with a face, but he was knocked out cold before he could.
Earlier:
"Where is he?" Asked Germany as he impatiently tapped his finger on the table. "He probably over slept again." Said England in a very matter of fact tone. Germany's brow furrowed in aggravation. "Just once I would like to teach him a lesson." Germany jumped when two hands fell on his shoulders. "So, you know our pain to Germany, honhonhon." France and England were standing above him. "Actually we even have a plan if you would like to help." Germany was unsure at first he was afraid of how America would react, but a couple sweet words about how America would never be late again and he was on board. The plan included the help from Prussia, Russia, Germany, England, France, and china. They were going to take his prized possession, his glasses!
Present:
"Hey what was that for man?" They had tied him down to a chair with (some really thick) rope. "You know what this is about." Said England in a very serious tone. "Well actually he doesn't, Aru." Exclaimed china (this angered England, because he was trying to make it sound dramatic.) After a couple minutes of England telling china he was trying to be dramatic and another couple minutes of him bickering with France, while America laughed, Germany got tired of waiting.
"I am tired of vaiting!" Germany walked up to America and promptly took off his glasses. America froze, it was like he was a statue. Everyone stopped and stared at him. "Kishishishi, what is this are you to stunned by my awesomeness to speak?" Prussia asked while laughing. No answer. Everyone then looked worried. Usually America bickered with Prussia when he said something like that. Prussia walked towards America, he bumped into Germany, Germany dropped the glasses, and they skidded to a stop in front of Russia. Everyone looked at Russia, he had his signature innocent smile, he looked down at the glasses and his smile became even wider. Everyone knew what happened when they heard a cracking sound. Russia had "accidentally" stepped on America's glasses. All the nations stood there in stunned silence, that had not been part of the plan. England whirled around to apologize to America, but he was already standing. (Apparently he had no trouble ripping the rope.) Every nation stared at America, one hand was held at his forehead and his blonde hair covered his face. "I have a headache!" America promptly left leaving all the nations baffled.