"Ryou! Get off of yo lazy butt, Potato-fat!" Ichigo screeched at Ryou. Ryou did nothing but scratch at his gorgeous blonde head.
"Potato-fat? And what in the world is that supposed to mean?"
"You are a fatty fat fatty. Your stomach is bulging out of your blouse. For God's sakes, cover yourself! There are children here!" she sassed at him.
Ryou simply shook his beautiful face and continued to drink the giant bottle of hot sauce he carried with him everywhere.
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(REMEMBER THE TIME ICHIGO TRIED TO ROB RYOU'S BANK, KIDS???)
Ichigo The Beast entered Ryou's bank. Ryou was listening to some crazy dance music.
"Give me all yo money!" she roared.
Ryou shook his finger at her in a 'no' movement. Then, he said, "Like, why should I?"
"Cuz I gots a knife. And I'ma hit you with it if I don't have money in this money bag right this second!"
"Girlfriend, ya'll need help. Like, fo' sho. Also, ya'll stink."
Ichigo looked shocked. "Stink? What'dya mean 'stink?'"
Ryou laughed idiotically. "Sweetie, yo breath be knocking me BACK! Yer breath is KICKING! Like a friggin' soccer team, yo."
Ichigo then screamed like a baby with a full diaper, ran around the room flailing her arms, knocking into stuff, and then running out of the room.
She needed to return home. FOR SHE LEFT HER OVEN ON! OH MAH GAWSH!