Snake and the Fan 4
"Oh...my....god. It's you....YOU'RE WILLIAM SHATNER!"
"Um...no, no I'm not."
"Of course you are. I saw you in that tv show, Star Wars."
"I believe that was Star Trek, and I'm not William Shatner."
"Then you were in that movie about the giant rat. Ratboy Invades New York, that's what it was called."
"I'm not William Shatner, and that's not even a real movie."
"Oh right, it was a giant spider movie. Rat, spider, what's the difference."
"There's a big difference."
"Shut up Shatner, there's no difference."
"Hey, I'm sure William Shatner wouldn't like to be told to be shut up."
"How do you know, you're not William Shatner. You're some talentless lookalike that seems to like giant rat and spider movies. I'll tell you right now, Aracnaphobia was a crappy movie."
"I haven't even seen a giant spider or rat movie before. And stop mentioning William Shatner, I hate that guy."
"Hey, how do you know I'm not William Shatner."
"I know what he looks like, he doesn't look like you. You're much uglier."
"Hey, he's pretty ugly so are you saying I'm super ugly."
"Super ugly? And leave William Shatner alone already."
"So now you're defending William Shatner, are you his wife or something."
"Ok, this is getting creepy."
"You know what else is creepy, YOU!"
"Oh, great comeback."
"Damn straight."
Well I gotta go, I have to be over...there."
"Hey, I didn't say you could leave. Your William Shatner and I want an autograph."
"If I was him, I wouldn't give you one. If I wasn't him, I still wouldn't give you one."
"Hey, stop insulting me."
"You're the one that said I was creepy."
"Well uh....SHUT UP CREEPMAN!"
"Once again, your wit comes up with another great comeback."
"I've been working on that comeback for weeks."
"Well, it could've been better. You should call me Creepfreak because it sounds better."
"Hey...thanks man, I owe you one."
"Yeah, you can repay me by going away."
"So, trying to....outsmart me. Well, I'm not leaving."
"What if I leave."
"I'd guess that'd be al...Hey, no you stay too."
"So we're just going to be standing around?"
"Yeah, until you admit you're William Shatner."
"Fine, I'm William Shatner."
"Oh, I knew it. Could you sign this tape of Big Bad Mama, you were great in it."
"No."
"What about Kingdom of the Spiders, I got that too."
"I thought you said you hated it."
"Yeah, well I don't. Here, sign this rock."
"No."
"Alright, can I stand by you to pick up your celebrity charm."
"What?"
"Can I cut some of your hair off and place it in this jar?"
"Uh..."
"Or how about I live in your basement?"
"Hey, look there's....Gary Coleman. Go ask him for the time."
"Oh man, Gary Coleman! I loved him in that movie he did."
"Hehehe...little does he know I stole his Kingdom of the Spiders tape while he wasn't looking. I up for some fine quality cinema tonight."
"Oh...my....god. It's you....YOU'RE WILLIAM SHATNER!"
"Um...no, no I'm not."
"Of course you are. I saw you in that tv show, Star Wars."
"I believe that was Star Trek, and I'm not William Shatner."
"Then you were in that movie about the giant rat. Ratboy Invades New York, that's what it was called."
"I'm not William Shatner, and that's not even a real movie."
"Oh right, it was a giant spider movie. Rat, spider, what's the difference."
"There's a big difference."
"Shut up Shatner, there's no difference."
"Hey, I'm sure William Shatner wouldn't like to be told to be shut up."
"How do you know, you're not William Shatner. You're some talentless lookalike that seems to like giant rat and spider movies. I'll tell you right now, Aracnaphobia was a crappy movie."
"I haven't even seen a giant spider or rat movie before. And stop mentioning William Shatner, I hate that guy."
"Hey, how do you know I'm not William Shatner."
"I know what he looks like, he doesn't look like you. You're much uglier."
"Hey, he's pretty ugly so are you saying I'm super ugly."
"Super ugly? And leave William Shatner alone already."
"So now you're defending William Shatner, are you his wife or something."
"Ok, this is getting creepy."
"You know what else is creepy, YOU!"
"Oh, great comeback."
"Damn straight."
Well I gotta go, I have to be over...there."
"Hey, I didn't say you could leave. Your William Shatner and I want an autograph."
"If I was him, I wouldn't give you one. If I wasn't him, I still wouldn't give you one."
"Hey, stop insulting me."
"You're the one that said I was creepy."
"Well uh....SHUT UP CREEPMAN!"
"Once again, your wit comes up with another great comeback."
"I've been working on that comeback for weeks."
"Well, it could've been better. You should call me Creepfreak because it sounds better."
"Hey...thanks man, I owe you one."
"Yeah, you can repay me by going away."
"So, trying to....outsmart me. Well, I'm not leaving."
"What if I leave."
"I'd guess that'd be al...Hey, no you stay too."
"So we're just going to be standing around?"
"Yeah, until you admit you're William Shatner."
"Fine, I'm William Shatner."
"Oh, I knew it. Could you sign this tape of Big Bad Mama, you were great in it."
"No."
"What about Kingdom of the Spiders, I got that too."
"I thought you said you hated it."
"Yeah, well I don't. Here, sign this rock."
"No."
"Alright, can I stand by you to pick up your celebrity charm."
"What?"
"Can I cut some of your hair off and place it in this jar?"
"Uh..."
"Or how about I live in your basement?"
"Hey, look there's....Gary Coleman. Go ask him for the time."
"Oh man, Gary Coleman! I loved him in that movie he did."
"Hehehe...little does he know I stole his Kingdom of the Spiders tape while he wasn't looking. I up for some fine quality cinema tonight."