Dearest fans of mine that read TT stories! I have mulled this idea around for some time. I'm probably on meth too (not really, but I feel like it, I guess that's what I get for not sleeping and staying up reading...Oh well!) It's just a crack, maybe ten chapters long a special for Robin's BIRTHDAY! A huge surprise from all of Robby's little playmates (AKA the sidekicks of Batman's enemies, you haven't met them yet) So here is the prologue. How it all began...

Mad Hatter

Gotham City - 8:30 PM

I cackled as I sprinted out of the burning bank with two large bags filled with cold hard cash and priceless jewels. I jumped into the back of the get away car that Mom was driving. The Batmobile appeared behind us, swerving slightly. Daddy growled.

"Faster Harley! You won't mess this up." the wind blew Daddy's green hair as his dark eyes glared at Mom.

"Y-yes, Puddin'." the red and black clad villainess sank as she stomped harder on the gas pedal.

"Did you see me, Daddy?" I asked trembling with the excitement of my latest robbery.

"You did wonderful, Ace, a real chip off the old block, if I don't say so myself." I beamed as my father praised. He ruffled my bright green hair under my black velvet top hat with the long silky blue ribbon that fell to my waist.

My outfit consisted of a pair of really short purple shorts, green and orange striped thigh high stockings, black combat boots, a strapless blue corset with green and orange lace design of spiders and webs, and purple arm warmers that ended before my shoulders and hung around my hand leaving my fingers exposed.

My outfit may have been stunning and easy on a man's eye, it was my face that was a shocker. Most people assume my green shoulder length hair and snow-white skin were products of a surgery, but they were natural. I was born like this, like my father was born from the toxic pits that changed him.

My violet eyes striking and sparkled with mischief, murder, and insanity. My full lips always had a small smirk that accentuated my 'smiley' scar. When I was little I always cried and whined a lot. Daddy got sick of the frowns, so he took a razor blade and carved my smile. I haven't stopped smiling since. My scar consisted of two curved lines, each starting from the corners of my lips and ending beside my earlobe. I painted my lips a black red color that was striking against my skin and scar.

Of course, I had many other scars from Robin, Red Robin, Red Hood, and Batman himself even battled me. But my favorite fighting companion was the first, original Robin. I missed him. He was the best friend I could go to without being judged...too much. But he up and left to Jump City to start a new path of his own.

"Hold on, Hatty!" Daddy called, pulling me out of my reverie. Mom swerved and avoided the Bat's hook that tried to catch the back of our car.

Mom swerved and nearly went over the edge of the bridge. I yelped and held onto my money bags and my hat. Mom put the car in reverse and put the pedal to the metal. But I fell out of the topless car. I screamed, letting go of the bag that had come with me. It was too late now. Dad and Mom were gone and I was falling to the railroad beneath it. I fell, spread-eagle, my hat fluttered off my head, floating down slowly, unlike me, who was plummeting to my ultimate death. I smiled and closed my eyes. At least I'd die fast.

Suddenly I found myself flying through the air with Red Robin's arm wrapped securely around my waist. I blushed and managed to snatch my hat as we past it. he swung us onto a nearby building and held me steady, not that I was complaining. I've had a crush on him since...forever. I stood there wide-eyed, shaking, and gripping his arms, my nails biting into his skin. My face was flushed, my hair messed up, and my lips parted in shock. My heart was beating a million beats per second. I let out a shaky breath.

"You look cute when you've been in a near death experience." Red Robin whispered amusedly in my ear. I blushed. He chuckled but helped me sit down. Out of no where, because it's Batman, a blanket drops around my shoulders and a bottle of water is held out for me to take from Gotham's Dark Night's hand. I took it and it broke under the stress of my harsh grip. I was still shaking.

"She's gone into shock." he said. He leaned down and slapped my face. Hard.

"What the fuck, you old geezer! Do you go around slapping people in the face or is that just troubled teenage girls who've nearly died?" I erupted and slapped him back just as hard.

"You were going into shock, I had to snap you out of it." he said, "Eat this." he held out a chocolate bar. I frowned and took it hesitantly.

"Only because it's chocolate, and I like chocolate." I muttered as I nibbled the edge of it. I should have known better, though. It's Batman. So I wasn't surprised when my vision started to fade.

Nygma

Gotham City 9 PM

I sighed as my dad cracked another lame riddle. Really, it was just a head ache that no one would solve and someone would die. I decided to take matters into my own hands. I pulled out my gun and shot the small group of people; a night patrol man, a banker, a manager, and a homeless man. Leaving them dead. I stomped into the safe and stuffed whatever I could into the large duffel bag we brought.

"Nygma! What was that for?" Dad shouted.

"It was a waste of time, why not just kill them, get the money, and go? Because it's all about the riddles!" I mimicked him, "Well, I'm sick of the riddles! I quiet, don't come looking for me."

"Ny-" I cut him off, pointing my gun at his face.

"It's. Over." I enunciated, "Don't come back home."

"You can-" he started.

"I just did, Riddler." I said darkly. A dark shadow passed over us and I looked up. it was Batman. I took off running and took a short cut through an alleyway and into a sewer. I closed the manhole quickly before Red Robin caught sight of me. I dropped down into the stink of Gotham and scowled. My blue and orange swirl body suit was damp with the water. My black domino mask was the only thing hiding my identity as my dark, chestnut curls swirled around my heart shape face. I hurried through the knee-high sludge, not wanting to be there any longer than I had to be.

"Where do you think you're going?" I yelped and slipped, my head ducking under the water. I burst back to the surface and glared at the Red Hood. I couldn't tell if he was smirking under the scarlet helm.

"Go jerk off." I scowled at the older boy. he pushed off the brick wall he had leaned against and made his way to me. I scrambled back and hurried to get up. I almost got away. But he gripped my wrist and slammed me into the wall and pressed me against it with my wrists above my head. My brown eyes were wide behind my mask. My hair stuck to my face, green sewer water streamed down my cheeks.

"You know, I like it when I'm in total control of you." he whispered in my ear. I glared at him. Stupid jerk. I brought my knee up hard in the groin and pushed him away from me I sloshed against the current to the nearby manhole. I started to climb out and manage to poke my head through before Red Hood gripped my waist and jerked me back roughly. The back of my skull smacked the rim of the manhole and darkness took over my vision.

Cat

Gotham City 1:23 AM

I held my position over the small jade cat statuette. My claws moved in a perfect circle and I popped the glass off. I reached my hand through and gripped the head of the cat. I pulled it out slowly and smirked, my green eyes glinting under my cat mask. I was wearing leather shorts, fish net tights, black pixie boots, black leather gloves with claws that ended two inches past my elbows, and a black, skin-tight, leather, long-sleeved turtle-neck. My twelve-foot long bull whip was wrapped around my waist securely.

I stuffed the artifact into my messenger bag and zipped it closed before I pulled myself up the titanium cords that held me. I pulled myself out the open window pane and packed my tools away.

"Look at what the cat dragged in." a cool voice said from behind me. I unravelled my whip and snapped it at Batgirl.

"Stay back little girl, I've got some claws you know." I shot back smirking. She crouched and we threw ourselves at each other. I smacked away her bat-a-rang that she threw at me. I swept my feet under her, but she dodge and sent a downward kick my way. She missed by a few inches, but she recovered quickly and hit me in the gut with a punch. I grunted and rolled myself off the edge of the museum. She nearly caught me, but I escaped none the less.

I smirked as I landed on the roof of another building and sprinted madly until I had lost her.

"Take that, Fat-Girl." I muttered as I opened the window that led to my sister and I's bedroom in our apartment. I landed in a crouch and closed the window.

"Cat! Did you get it?" my mother, Selina Kyle, or Catwoman as most call her, called as she came into my bedroom. I pulled out the cat grinning.

"Yes, I did." I smirked just as my twin Kitty slipped into the room dressed in her all black costume. She worn black leggings, black combat boots, a black long-sleeved cop-top that revealed her flat, tan stomach, a domino mask that winged out at the corners, and leather gloves with steel cat claws attached to the fingertips. She slid her AK-47 under her bed into the secret slot in the wall beside it where it remained hidden.

"Coolio cat, sis." Kitty said as she removed her mask and started prepping for bed.

"How was the gig." I asked. Mom had already left with the statuette to put it away.

"Easy, the distraction went well and Senator Rylie is being sent to his family in a body-bag. Thanks for taking up Mom's offer." she said as she dropped the envelope with the money she had earned, "Five grand, right there."

"Sweet, and with the cat statue's value, we raked in about ten thousand dollars tonight. Great!" I said. Suddenly my phone vibrated on the side table between out two beds. It was a text message from Ace.

Help! Batman kidnapped me, at BC being prepped for arrival at ARKHAM! SAVE ME O.O

-Dangerously Funny-

"Hey, sis, you want to go break hatter out of the Bat Cave?" I asked grinning in disbelief. Kitty smirked.

"We'll get there and she'll be making out with Red Robin!" she cackled.

"But that gives us perfect blackmail for Red Robin, don't you see?" I grinned. She nodded and pulled her suit back on. We pulled our masks on.

"Mom! We're breaking into the Bat Cave and breaking Hatter out! We'll be back!" Kitty called.

"Be safe, tell Bruce hi for me." she called.

"Okay!" I replied as I followed my sister out of the window.

Kitty

Gotham City 2:29 AM

Cat followed me through the air ventilation system of the Bat Cave where Batman was typing away at his computer. I scanned the room until I caught sight of Mad Hatter. She was in a tall glass container with her face pressed against the glass staring at Red Robin.

"Pllllllleeeeeaaaaasssseeee?" she whined as his lips flickered into a brief smile.

"No."

"Why not?" she huffed.

"Because he can hear you, Hatter." Red replied. Suddenly the door burst open as Red Hood walked in calmly while carrying an unconcious Nygma. Blood matted the back of her head and neck, making her hair stick to her skin.

"Batman." was all he had to say for the man of legend to take the girl and set her on the medical cot. She moaned quietly when he moved her a bit too much.

"You son of bitch! If you killed her, I'm going to take a crowbar to that twig between your legs!" Hatter screeched as she threw herself against the glass as hard as she could until I heard the audible snap of her clavicle breaking, or at least being dislocated. Cat and I winced, as did Red.

"Calm down, hatter! She's breathing, just a head wound." he said, trying to reason with the explosively dangerous fifteen year old girl.

"I didn't do it to her, she hit her own head on a manhole. I caught her in the sewer doing a get away from Riddler and you two. She almost got away from me." Hood explained.

"What I don't understand is why you brought her here...unless..." a wide smirk played on Red Robin's face.

"What? No, I don't sleep with girls who play in the sewers, Timmy, that's dirty." scoffed Hood. I fisted my hands, as well as Hatter and my sister.

"You take that back, you asshole, I wonder how she banged her head without help." Hatter hinted. I agreed, I knew the two flirted and really did hurt each other when they fought. Nygma knew how to push Hood's buttons. He knew how to push her buttons, and in the end it brought on a whole downhill romance between the two.

I motioned for Cat to follow me as we made our way to Hatter. We crawled around until we were behind Hatter where the control panel was for the door. I pried it off and tweaked at some wires until the glass door popped open.

"Well...I guess that's my cue to leave." Hatter cackled and threw down a smoke pellet, giving us the perfect escape route as well. But I didn't make it. A hand gripped my ankle, Cat and Hatter were already gone. The gloved hand jerked me out of the vent and I fell into the unforgiving arms of Batman.

"You are in so much trouble, Kitten Selena Kyle." uh oh, Dad used the full name, not good.

"You are so in for it." Tim snickered.

"Shut up, or I'll spill like Niagara Falls on your little secret." his eyes widened, then narrowed.

"You don't know squat, midget." he huffed.

"I'd think I'd know what you and Hatter did last month at the hotel..." I smirked as Dad put me down, "Oh Mom says hi."

"Are we in trouble?" Cat asked as she poked her head out of the vent.

"Do I have to answer that, Catlin?" Dad said as he pushed his cowl off. Cat sighed and dropped down to the ground. Dad gripped our shoulders and walked us into the manner. He led us to his office, "Sit."

"Dad, it's really not that bad." Cat said as she crossed her arms.

"It's not that bad that my twelve-year-old daughters are a; a thief that has stolen over three million dollars worth in gold, and b; a high paying mercenary that kills people with families and lives?" Dad countered. Oh...I guess it is that bad.

"I..." I had nothing, I sank in my chair. And Bruce Wayne commenced on scolding us.

"...and what's worse is that Dick's birthday is around the corner a-" he stopped and pursed his lips, balling his fists. Dick was always a touchy subject, "Go home, girls. Lay low, don't do anymore jobs." he turned away from us and ran a hand through his hair. We looked at each other. We agreed silently and got up. We wrapped our arms around our Dad's waist and hugged him. He smiled softly and hugged us back.

"We're sorry dad...we know the other girls miss him too. Venus Rose's been thinking about going to Jump City and give him a night on the town." Cat said excitedly. I nodded enthusiastically. Our bright blue eyes stared up at the man. Bruce smiled down at us and patted our heads making our black curls bounce.

"I think that's a great idea. You can get together with your friends, girls only, and go to Jump for three days. I'll even fund it." he said. Our eyes widened.

"Oh! Thank you thank you thank you thank you!" we squealed and hugged him tighter.

"But, you're still grounded, so the boys are going with you." he said, a small smirk played his lips.

"Aw! But, Dad." we whined. He chuckled.

"So! When are we leaving, Daddy Bats?" Hatter asked innocently as she dropped from the vents.

"You planned this all didn't you? Alright, where are the others?" Dad sighed as he sat down.

"Down here, Mr. Batman!" Terra squeaked from under Dad's desk. Rose Opened the door of the closet and she and Mirror Image tumbled out of the small space. The door opened and Jason, Tim, Damian, and Nygma walked in. Nygma was cleaned from her head wound, that wasn't apparently that bad.

"So, we're going to Jump City for Charity Case's sixteenth birthday? Tt." Damian scoffed, his usual sourpuss self. I rolled my eyes at my half brother.

"Shut up D, you're going anyway." Cat hissed stomping on his foot. You have to give him props, he didn't even flinch. Bruce sighed and shook his head as he pulled out his wallet.

"So...we can go? Tonight?" Venus begged getting on her knees, holding Bruce's legs.

"Yes. You have six hundred dollars in cash to each get him a gift, or not, just...don't kill or maim anyone, please." Dad begged tiredly.

"...Only if Alfred comes with us." I bargained. His eyes narrowed for a moment. Then he nodded in defeat.

"You may have Alfred for the three-day weekend." Bruce nodded, "He will drive you there and back, do not mistreat the butler."

"Got it!" we shouted as we all but sprinted out of the office. Alfred was already out front with the limo running.

"Hurry children, if we wish to see Master Dick by morning!" Alfred said. We piled in and buckled in. Alfred then began the long journey to Jump City. As we went along, the others slept while I sent out invitations to Cheshire, jinx, Kid Flash, Speedy and the East Titans. I figured Dick would feel better with extra heroes in town. But who's to say us girl villains can't stick together?

Once that was done and got confirmation from KF, the East Titans, and Jinx and Cheshire, I fell asleep promptly against my twin.

Okay! Jason and Tim are the same age as Dick. Well, Jason is eighteen. Tim's sixteen, Damian is Twelve, and this is the age of the girls and their parents!

Cat and Kitty - 12, Selina Kyle and Bruce Wayne

Mad Hatter- 15, but is turning 16 the same time as Dick, Harley Quinn and Joker

Terra Terror- 13, Scarecrow, shocker ain't it?

Nygma- 17, Riddler, another shocker!

Venus Rose- 15, Poison Ivy

Mirror Image- 16, Two-Face, yet another mind-blowing shock! O.O

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