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~ Birthday Surprise for Kefka ~
"Hey, Kekfa!" Emperor Gestahl said jovially, throwing his arm around the mage's shoulders. "It's your birthday! We're gonna clown like it's your birthday! We're gonna destroy a town like it's your birthday!"
Kefka wasn't really sure what was going on. Was the emperor drunk or something? He did like the plan of destroying a town, though, so he didn't bother to protest at this point.
"We're gonna need Phoenix Down like it's your birthday!"
That didn't sound like a good plan at all.
"Hey, wait-" Kefka interrupted, but the Emperor just kept talking anyway.
"And we don't give a flying Chocobo that it's not your birthday!"
~end~
A/N: The emperor's lines are a parody of lyrics from the song "In Da Club" by 50 Cent.