Nightmare
"The angels are attacking!! Pilots, get to your EVA units ASAP!" As the alarms sounded, Ranma jumped from his lounging position to run to the command center.
"Saotome, we're counting on you for this mission."
"Hey! What about me?"
"Sorry Tendo, your EVA is too damaged from the last better to make this run."
"But—"
"No Buts! Saotome will handle it." Akane made a face when she caught Ranma smirking at her.
"What are you looking at pervert?!?"
"Certainly not an uncute tomboy like you, nhyyyyyy!" Ranma ran toward his EVA and jumped into the entry plug before she had a chance to respond.
All was silent in the city except for the thud of Ranma and EVA 01 landing.
"Hmmmm. . wonder where those angels are," Ranma muttered to himself right before he heard it.
"Ranma daarling!"
"Airen!!"
"Ranma honey!!" Ranma widened his eyes and his EVA began to visibly shake as he looked to the three giant figures coming towards him in horror.
"They- they're not normal angels, they're fiancees!!!" He winced and gasped as the three 'angels' glomped his EVA at once.
"Can't—fight—back—can't—breath—can't—hit—girl—"
"Saotome! What do you think you're doing out there? Fight back, don't just stand there!" His commander's voice came through the intercom along with Akane's.
"Ranma you JERK!!!" He struggled to win over the suffocating angels, but thanks to their female appearance, his morals refused to allow him to fight back. Finally, the full terror of the situation to over.
"GHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!!!!!! GET 'EM OFFA ME!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
WHAM
"Quit it Ranma! You're waking everyone up!!"
"Huh?" Ranma opened his eyes with a start to view Akane leaning over him, her mallet resting on her shoulder. "Where am I? What happened?"
"Dummy, we're in the middle of an anime marathin sleepover remember? Jeez, it was your idea," Akane grumbled impatiently. Her words held true as he looked around the room to see some of his and Akane's friends, the Kunos, Nabiki and Kasumi, Shampoo, Mousse, Ukyo and Ryoga rise from their sleeping bags.
"Airen! You give Shampoo early morning kiss?"
"Ranma sweetums, let us run away into the sunrise."
"How bout a hug for your Cute fiance?" The three jumped toward Ranma, who to everyone's surprise, leaped behind Akane.
"Fiancees my butt! You're angels, all of ya! I know it! So just, just stay away from me! I mean it! Stay away! Quick Akane, while there's still time, get in your EVA and kick angel butt!!" Everyone began to laugh hysterically as they watched Ranma continue to bounce around the room shouting something about Angel-fiancees, EVA units, and how he was about to be glomped to death. Meanwhile, Akane walked over to the television and picked up the Evangelian movie from the top of the VCR.
"I told him we should have watched Sailor Moon last."