There are so many places to be and even more to hide. On beginner level there are only 10 of me, on intermediate level there are 40 of me and on expert level there are 99 of me. That's right, I am a mine!
I don't like it when when people play beginner level because there are such few places to hide and this girl named Carone seems to keep hitting me. Intermediate level is ok because there are so many places to hide and even more places that have numbers but not so many places that i will get hit every time i turn around.
The next and last level is the expert level and i hate it. You ask why I hate it, well I will tell you why. I hate it because Carone goes around not watching what she is doing and BANG!!! There is a searing pain all through out me. I can't see, I can't think, I can't breath, I can only feel the pain that floods over my body.
Just to give you an idea of how bad the pain is when there are no mines marked, imagine a volcano. Now remember the lava that is in it comes from melted rock. Now put your hand in that lava and keep it there till the reset button is pushed. When about half of the mines are marked it feels about the same only like a burning coal instead of a volcano . . . It does not get any cooler till the reset button is pushed. Then after the reset button is pushed it starts all over again.
Did I mention that Carone has only won the expert level once and that she plays it about a billion times a day??? Also, sometimes when she starts a new game, she marks 99 spaces with flags and then starts pressing buttons, though she does do better that way most of the time.
I would like to ask all of you Minesweeper people to do me a big favor . . . make sure it is NOT a mine before you click the mouse button . . . Thank you all.