I go to a high school where everyone thinks that I am really hot. I have straight, black hair and topaz eyes. My sister looks just like me, except her eyes are magenta. I wear a lot of black make-up on my eyes, even though I have dark circles under them. (AN: Okay, if you think that's lame, then FUCK YOU. Edward and Stephanie Meyers have them too, and Stephanie said that Edward was really hot, okay?) I don't like anyone at my school. I am a misanthrop (AN: look it up) which means that I hate other people, except for midnight.
One day, I met a really sexy vampire named Edward Cullen. He had really white skin, just like me. He is Satan's gift to this planet.(AN: I don't believe in God, I am an Atheist. I think Satan created this universe. God bless you, Satan, you are always in my heart.) Anyway, I met him in the school and he was with some fucking ugly ass bitch named Bella Swan. She was so stupid because she kept on falling out of her seat. Edward looked at me like 'What the fuck is this girl doing?'. I smiled a sexy and adventurous smile at him, and he knew right away that I was a vampire. I could tell from his eyes, which were the same color as mine.
"Hey." He said, walking away from Bella. There were some gay-ass, ghetto people in his way doing the Soulja Boy Crank Dat Dance, so Edward stared at them with is deathly eyes and they all ran away. I really hate cliques, and ghetto people think that they're cool. I give them the middle finger in the hallways and it it's all like "Yeah, who's tough now?" Haha, right?
Anyway, Edward and I sat together at the lunch table. Bella and that poseur Jacob were staring at us. Ed didn't pay any attention to her at all. He told me all about how he is a vampire, and that his father, Carlisle, and his mother, Esm e, wanted to meet me, and that his siblings Alice, Rosemarie, Jasper, and Emmett all loved me instantly.
So we skipped school early, and we went to this really big house in the woods. Jasper is really big and muscular so he knocked down all of the trees that were in the way.
When we got there, Carlisle came to the door immediately and gasped at how beautiful I was.
"You must be Twila. My, you certainly are attractive!" he teased, seductively. Ed, Jasper, Emmett, Allison, and Rosaline were all growling at him angrily. They were all sensitive because they liked me as well. Besides, it wasn't fair, because he was already married.
"Yeah, that's me," I laughed, and I bowed (AN: They do this in Japan because it is polite.) "Nice to meet you."
"So, I hear you are a vampire. Why don't you come to my house and we can talk all about it?"
I was so excited that I ran in quickly with my new friends following behind me.
End of Chapter 1.
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