FUN IN THE SUN!!!!
A poem by Mon Cherie
It was a beautiful day and Harry and Ron
Were walking around, not having much fun,
When suddenly, something that no one could predict,
(Except Ms. Trelawny, having one of her fits)
Robots, by the millions, flying right in!
The first day of school, and already...this!
"Run away!" they yelled, "Run as fast as you can!
Run and get Dumbledore, he's our man!"
So they ran, as fast as they could,
Hoping they wouldn't be shot down as the robots could,
And they did. Malfoy did fall face down in the dirt,
"Hooray!" they all yelled, "Down goes the jerk!"
Oh, but there goes Neville, too!
Better get out of there, boys, or they'll get you!
Inside the school, running swiftly down the hall,
Both without any idea of where to go at all.
"There's Hermione!" yelled Harry, "She'll know what to do!
Hermione! Hermione! We need you!"
So Hermione came running down the hall,
Textbooks, and parchment, and hair, and all!
"What's going on?" she asked frantically,
"I was reading quietly in the library,
When I was accosted robots, they were thieves!
They stole the book I was reading!"
They explained to her briefly and when they were done,
She was sure she knew what to do, and it wouldn't be fun,
"Harry," she said, "It has to be you,
"It always is, you know it's true!
Surrender your life and that'll be that,
The bad luck you've supplied will never come back!"
Harry was upset, as anyone would be,
"Why does it always have to be me?
Do you think that I wanted this hideous scar?
Do you think I that wanted to be as thin as a bar?
My thick black hair is always disheveled,
And on top of all that I'm hunted by evil!"
But, being as brave as he was,
And having a friend as cowardly as she was,
He marched straight outside and found the lead 'bot,
He told them to take him, but they would not.
"We don't want you! My, what an ego!
Boy, you are so vain, you just don't know!"
"Kid," he continued, "We can't take you,
Your flock of fans would ensue!"
(By the way, his name was BadBot 3000)
"We want the man who just understands,
We don't mean any harm,
We just want a place to set up our farm!"
That's right, a farm, just like some humans,
A place to grow and watch animals run.
"We were made to have lasers,
And dangerous tasers,
But we also have something our maker didn't expect,
Love and a particular fondness for pets."
So BadBot met Albus,
And Harry's faith in Hermione had gone completety bust,
He fought with her for hours,
(Though she sent him flowers).
But in the end,
He knew she was his friend.
A poem by Mon Cherie
It was a beautiful day and Harry and Ron
Were walking around, not having much fun,
When suddenly, something that no one could predict,
(Except Ms. Trelawny, having one of her fits)
Robots, by the millions, flying right in!
The first day of school, and already...this!
"Run away!" they yelled, "Run as fast as you can!
Run and get Dumbledore, he's our man!"
So they ran, as fast as they could,
Hoping they wouldn't be shot down as the robots could,
And they did. Malfoy did fall face down in the dirt,
"Hooray!" they all yelled, "Down goes the jerk!"
Oh, but there goes Neville, too!
Better get out of there, boys, or they'll get you!
Inside the school, running swiftly down the hall,
Both without any idea of where to go at all.
"There's Hermione!" yelled Harry, "She'll know what to do!
Hermione! Hermione! We need you!"
So Hermione came running down the hall,
Textbooks, and parchment, and hair, and all!
"What's going on?" she asked frantically,
"I was reading quietly in the library,
When I was accosted robots, they were thieves!
They stole the book I was reading!"
They explained to her briefly and when they were done,
She was sure she knew what to do, and it wouldn't be fun,
"Harry," she said, "It has to be you,
"It always is, you know it's true!
Surrender your life and that'll be that,
The bad luck you've supplied will never come back!"
Harry was upset, as anyone would be,
"Why does it always have to be me?
Do you think that I wanted this hideous scar?
Do you think I that wanted to be as thin as a bar?
My thick black hair is always disheveled,
And on top of all that I'm hunted by evil!"
But, being as brave as he was,
And having a friend as cowardly as she was,
He marched straight outside and found the lead 'bot,
He told them to take him, but they would not.
"We don't want you! My, what an ego!
Boy, you are so vain, you just don't know!"
"Kid," he continued, "We can't take you,
Your flock of fans would ensue!"
(By the way, his name was BadBot 3000)
"We want the man who just understands,
We don't mean any harm,
We just want a place to set up our farm!"
That's right, a farm, just like some humans,
A place to grow and watch animals run.
"We were made to have lasers,
And dangerous tasers,
But we also have something our maker didn't expect,
Love and a particular fondness for pets."
So BadBot met Albus,
And Harry's faith in Hermione had gone completety bust,
He fought with her for hours,
(Though she sent him flowers).
But in the end,
He knew she was his friend.