Disclaimer: I do not own X-men evolution or any of the characters :D

Okay so I know this is totally over done but It all came from one seen of x-men origins :D, it is also really short and for that I am sorry but my head is full of crack and I just needed to get it written down :D

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"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt too sexy it hurts" I sang as danced my way down the crazily long drive, I mean seriously, they didn't need security with this thing. It was BORING. I almost turned around. Almost. But I knew Wolvie was dying to see me. I mean who wouldn't. Wink wink.

Who are you winking at?

HI BOB, Bob was my best friend.

No I am just the only person who can't run away from you, Bob is mean to me sometimes, and he doesn't understand me very well. It makes me sad.

Sad, you're sad, of all the insane people's whose heads I could have manifested in I get the Merc with a Mouth. Bob was getting angry. He always calls me insane when he's angry, but he is just jealous that he is not as sexy as I am. I know, I know, sad but true.

I had just come up on Xavier's institute for Wolvie's Slaves, when I heard a loud cheer. I took it upon myself to make my amazingly fantastic entrance at that point because it was quite clear the wedding party was beginning.

What wedding party?

My ex-girlfriends, DUH.

You weren't invited and why would her wedding be at Xavier's?

How can you even think she wouldn't want me there, and she having at Xavier's because she knew I knew, that she wanted me there, so therefore she is having at the most obvious place as she knows that l know how to get there. DUH.

Bob was very pessimistic, no matter how many time I poured a half full glass of water over him, he would just complain that a full glass would have had more affect. He doesn't understand.

But anyway back to the party where I made my dashing entrance, Pulling out my Blades that loved me so dearly.

"CONGRATULATIONS" I screamed, simply for affect.

"WILSON" Wolvie screamed, now it may have just been me but I don't think he yelled for affect, I think, that maybe, just maybe, he was mad at me for some unfathomable reason.

I peered at the my ex-girlfriend, who for some reason was stood next to Wolvie,

"Mandy, I think you should take up some Yoga, all that stress from missing me is clearly taking it's toll" It was hard to miss her white hair you know.

"Storm!" One the slaves yelled and Mandy came at me. This slave a appeared to be trying to hold my dear Mandy back with her mind.

"Mandy, why are you so enraged? I simply wanted to provide and unforgettable experience at your wedding" I grinned at her.

"WHO THE HELL IS MANDY?" Mandy yelled, her eyes were turning white which seemed quite odd in my book.

"Deadpool, get out this my wedding not your ex-girlfriends" Wolvie was growling at me can you believe that he was actually growling at me.

"Wolvie's getting married! Why didn't you say so! Drinks all around to you lovely people who are all wearing rather dashing colours if I may say so, although you all need some more red in you wardrobes clearly, but this-" My laughter cut of my very purposeful speech, as it appeared that Wolvie had taken a swipe at me and my belly was very ticklish. "Huh, has anyone got any thread, I must fix my dapper attire tha-"

"SHUT UP" It was at this point my buttocks came into a rather unfortunate and painful contact with the doorstep.

"Ooh me next me next" I ran back in and grabbed Wolvie and threw him out the window, he didn't find it as funny as I did.

I came to this conclusion as I reattached my head walking down the crazily long driveway away from Wolvie's home of slaves.

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Okay this came from boredom and two cups of coffee, and is absolute crack that o doubt is even funny but I wanted to put the inner workings of my mind on paper.

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