Title: Getting Gay With Kids Is Here!
Author: Nyena
Fandom: South Park
Rating: R (for language)
Warning: Lots of language. If you've never seen the show, the animation is very simple. Since I can't really draw a fic, I decided to make the sentences simple as a kind of tribute. So please don't think I'm a horrible writer that uses grade school sentence structure.
Summary: A deleted scene from the "Rainforest Schmainforest" episode. Response to Never's challenge.
***
"Getting Gay With Kids is totally gay, dude," Stan said again to his best friend, Kyle.
Kyle looked over, "Dude, I know."
Just then, Mrs. Stevens, the choir teacher turned around, "I think we might be getting somewhere."
They had been wandering around the rainforest since yesterday when a snake ate their guide. Then last night, they had seen Tony Danza who scared them all. Despite the randomness of that, all of the kids on the Getting Gay With Kids choir tried to keep it together.
Sticking her finger up her nose, Kelly moved closer to Kenny, "Benny, I know I can't have any feelings for you, but I can't help it. And it's not just because you're cute. You have such a beautiful speaking voice."
"Muhmm vumnh rumn mumm."
"No! I can't," Kelly cried, running towards Mrs. Stevens at the front of their line.
Cartman looked out and saw another snake and shouted, "Hey, Stan, there's a snake!"
Stan didn't waste any time in hiding behind a low branch while he watched the snake slither closer to Cartman. He was terrified of snakes, especially after yesterday's attack.
Picking up a stick, Eric hit the snake over the head, "Bad snake! That's a bad snake! Respect my authoritay!"
"Shut up you fucking fat ass!" Kyle griped.
"You fucking Jew, I'll kick you in the nuts!"
"Hhmmm mumf hmn fuhnmmm."
Kyle quickly agreed, "Right, Kenny!"
Suddenly, the snake that Cartman hit lunged and bit Kenny right in his eye. He fell down and rats ran out of the forest to attack the corpse.
"Oh my God, they killed Kenny!" Stan shouted.
"You bastards!"
Cartman beat the snake again with the stick, "Bad snake! Respect my authoritay!"
Kelly screamed out, "No, Lenny!" She ran over to the body, touching it, then sticking her finger up her nose for a second.
"That's why I never fucking walk in front, dude," Eric said, standing over Kenny's body.
"Kenny dies and that's all you have to say you fucking fat ass?"
"Hey! Screw you guys, I'm going home."
Author: Nyena
Fandom: South Park
Rating: R (for language)
Warning: Lots of language. If you've never seen the show, the animation is very simple. Since I can't really draw a fic, I decided to make the sentences simple as a kind of tribute. So please don't think I'm a horrible writer that uses grade school sentence structure.
Summary: A deleted scene from the "Rainforest Schmainforest" episode. Response to Never's challenge.
***
"Getting Gay With Kids is totally gay, dude," Stan said again to his best friend, Kyle.
Kyle looked over, "Dude, I know."
Just then, Mrs. Stevens, the choir teacher turned around, "I think we might be getting somewhere."
They had been wandering around the rainforest since yesterday when a snake ate their guide. Then last night, they had seen Tony Danza who scared them all. Despite the randomness of that, all of the kids on the Getting Gay With Kids choir tried to keep it together.
Sticking her finger up her nose, Kelly moved closer to Kenny, "Benny, I know I can't have any feelings for you, but I can't help it. And it's not just because you're cute. You have such a beautiful speaking voice."
"Muhmm vumnh rumn mumm."
"No! I can't," Kelly cried, running towards Mrs. Stevens at the front of their line.
Cartman looked out and saw another snake and shouted, "Hey, Stan, there's a snake!"
Stan didn't waste any time in hiding behind a low branch while he watched the snake slither closer to Cartman. He was terrified of snakes, especially after yesterday's attack.
Picking up a stick, Eric hit the snake over the head, "Bad snake! That's a bad snake! Respect my authoritay!"
"Shut up you fucking fat ass!" Kyle griped.
"You fucking Jew, I'll kick you in the nuts!"
"Hhmmm mumf hmn fuhnmmm."
Kyle quickly agreed, "Right, Kenny!"
Suddenly, the snake that Cartman hit lunged and bit Kenny right in his eye. He fell down and rats ran out of the forest to attack the corpse.
"Oh my God, they killed Kenny!" Stan shouted.
"You bastards!"
Cartman beat the snake again with the stick, "Bad snake! Respect my authoritay!"
Kelly screamed out, "No, Lenny!" She ran over to the body, touching it, then sticking her finger up her nose for a second.
"That's why I never fucking walk in front, dude," Eric said, standing over Kenny's body.
"Kenny dies and that's all you have to say you fucking fat ass?"
"Hey! Screw you guys, I'm going home."