No One Gets In
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"No one gets in, or out of Tookland now" Farmer Cotton said. "Well," says Pippin, "I will be the one to change that! I am going to bring those Tooks here, then we'll charge this Sharkey with Tookish might!" "I'm coming too!" Merry said, "You aren't going anywhere without me."
15 minutes later...
"He went without me, I can't believe it!" Merry whispered to Frodo, scandalized. "Well then," Frodo whispered back, "Just follow him, I will take control of the 'army'." "Frodo!" Sam barged in. "Mr. Pippin left without Mr. Merry!" "I noticed." Frodo said, "and I'm dealing with it right now." "Oh..." Sam said, embarrassed "Sorry." "Don't worry about it. Now, Sam, I need you to..." Farmer Cotton barged in. "Mr. Peregrin left without Mr. Meriadoc!" "Tell people to stop saying that!" Frodo said. "Okay Frodo!" Sam said. "Not that! I want you to give Merry a pony." "Sorry, Frodo, I can't. I'm on Mr. Pippin's orders."
14 minutes earlier...
"Remember, Sam, you can't let Mer follow me." Pippin said. "But why, Mr. Pippin?" Sam replied. "It is possible that I will die on this journey, and I don't want him to die, not when he can live."
Flashback over.
"So his orders override mine?" Frodo says, mildly entertained. "Well, I guess not, Frodo" Sam, replied. "Get Merry a pony, I will make sure Pip doesn't destroy you."
15 minutes later, on the way to the Great Simials...
"Mer! How did you get here!" Pippin yells, surprised. "I want you to know, Peregrin Took, that you can never escape me." And with that, Merry viciously tickles Pippin to the ground, and envelops him in a long kiss. Then, they continue going, and arrive, at the Great Simials.