"I got Xanax, Percocets, promethazine and codeine!" screamed Mario
Greg screamed as Mario bit into his arm, inflicting him with rare Were-Mario condition, the Wario effect!
Greg ran away, and he knew that he too on the next night of the Mushroom Moon would become a Were-Mario as well.
So Greg tried to do his work as best he could, pretending everything was alright, but he couldn't, he couldn't lie to himself and those around him.
Finally Greg broke down crying to his friend Rowley.
"Rowley, I am a Were-Mario..." he sobbed.
"That's all right Greg, I am a Were-Bowser!" Rowley exclaimed excitedly.
"Oh shit!" Greg exclaimed, as the night of the Mushroom Moon was upon them.
"FUCK!" screamed Greg as he began transforming.
His belly became rounder, he got fatter and shorter, and he became more and more italian.
A red cap with M on it appeared, he gained white gloves, and turned all cartoon like.
Rowley roared as spikes erupted from his back and a turtle shell developed.
Rowley kept screaming as he turned more and more cartoon like growing orange hair and horns, and becoming evil and reptilian.
"Mama mia!" exclaimed Greg the Were-Mario.
"BWA HA HA HA!" exclaimed Rowley the Were-Bowser.
"Give back Princess Peach!" said Greg pointing to Holly Hills, who was a Were-Princess Peach.
"NEVER!" screamed Rowley,
The Rowley leaned over and started breathing fire at Greg who dodged, but the fire stream melted many lockers.
Greg grabbed King Dee Dee Dee's hammer from hammerspace, and smashed it into Rowley's head knocking him out.
"Whoopeee!" screamed Greg, "Mario saves the day!"