(this is a crossover fic about My Little Pony Friendship is Magic and South Park. The ponies are anthro but don't have hooves. They have food to cater to humans, like meat. They also know all the human lingo and curse words and religion)
It was a peaceful day in Ponyville, where Princess Twilight Sparkle, was showing her friends, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rarity, Starlight Glimmer, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna a new spell she read up about in Star Swirl the Bearded's journal. "With this spell, I can conjure up things up things from different universes, and bring them here." Twilight explained. Her friends were intrigued. She used her spell, a portal appeared and 5 10-year-old boys and 1 15-year-old boy popped out.
"Ow. What the hell happened?" The fat boy asked. Twilight had explained what humans were to everyone in Equestria, but she never thought that humans would appear. "Um, hello. I'm Princess Twilight Sparkle. Who are you?" Twilight asked. The young boys were dumbfounded. The older boy spoke up. "Nice to meet you. I'm Taylor Ruegg. These are my friends: Eric Cartman (fat boy in red winter clothing.), Kyle Broflovski (little boy in orange and green winter clothing.), Stan Marsh (little boy in blue winter clothing), Kenny McCormick (little boy in orange parka) and Leopold Stotch, but we call him 'Butters'. (little boy in light blue winter clothing)." I introduced. "These are MY friends: Rainbow Dash (light blue Pegasus with rainbow hair), Fluttershy (light yellow Pegasus with pink hair), Applejack (orange earth pony with yellow hair and a cowboy hat), Pinkie Pie (pink earth pony with pink fluffy hair), Rarity (white unicorn with purple curly hair), Princess Celestia (white alicorn with green-pink-blue hair), Princess Luna (dark blue alicorn with sparkly dark blue hair), and this is my assistant and best friend, Spike (small purple dragon with green scales) and this is my student Starlight Glimmer (light purple unicorn with purple-green hair)" Twilight introduced. "Well, I'm sure it's very nice to meet you all, but WOULD SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!" Eric exploded. "Calm down. We'll explain everything." Twilight promised.
Twilight sat the boys down and had cocoa and explained everything that was going on. "And, that's what is going on." Twilight Sparkle explained. The boys, except for Taylor and Butters, were freaked out. "Well, this is a pretty neat-o place you've got here. It's like a castle!" Butters exclaimed with glee. "It is a castle." Rainbow Dash told the blonde boy. "Wow. Cool!" Butters said. "Thanks for clearing everything up." Kyle thanked. "Yeah, a Jew would say that." Cartman said. "Shut up fat-ass" Kyle retorted. "Hello everypony!" Discord said as he appeared. The boys screamed. "AAH!" Discord said as he turned and kicked Kenny to the wall, killing him. "Oh my god! You killed Kenny!" Stan said shocked. "You Bastard!" Kyle yelled at the magical goat-lion-lizard-thing.