Fugly Cutie Pie
"Is that your bra Mrs. Feder?" – asked the mailman to Roxanne Feder and moving his hand to give a high five to Lenny Feder who shots him a look
"OH MY GOD! Is that a deer?!" – yelled out a woman getting out of a cap in front of the Feder's house
"OH DIOS MIO CHRISTINA!" – Yelled out Roxanne Feder back to the woman and both screamed together in joy and run towards each other hugging and laughing while jumping
"Mom, don't be so loud" – said a teenager boy getting out of the car and looking annoyed
He look about 5'5' height, caramel skin, skinny with some build, light brown eyes, his hair was short on the sides and back and medium high and messy on the top, black on the sides and brown on the top; and he was wearing a black t-shirt with a skull, ripped skinny jeans, black boots and a blue squares t-shirt wrapped round his waist.
"I can't believe it…this is..." – Roxanne started to ask
"Yep, this is Stevie" – Christina said with a smile
"Hi madrina" – said Stevie
"Come here boy, you are so big mi niño" – said Roxanne giving him a hug
"Can somebody explain what is going on here?" – asked Lenny Feder
"Lenny, this is Christina, she's my childhood best friend and this is her son Stevie who is also my godson, remember them? We attend to Stevie baptize, they have come around to spend his birthday with his godmother who misses him so much" – explained Roxanne while pinching Stevie's cheek
"I… don't remember, but hi anyway, so…did your mother and father make you with Stevie Wonder music?" – asked Lenny
"LENNY!" – called out Roxanne while Stevie giggle
"Hi Mr. Feder and it was actually Fleetwood Mac, my mom is a little bit of a gypsy and she loved Stevie Nicks" – said Stevie
"You see, he knows how to take a joke" – said Lenny
"Hi Lenny, nice to see you again" – said Christina moving to shake hands with Lenny – "and this are all your sons, wow, you guys didn't rest" – said Christina
"Like bunnies in a box" - said Lenny earning a smack in the arm from Roxanne and a giggle from Stevie
"This is Keith, this is Becky and you may remember Greg who still in a towel instead of going changing" – said Roxanne giving an awkward look at him – "sorry about this, but we had a situation with a deer" – she explained
"No, worries, all of them are so cute and Greg, you grown into a handsome young man" – said Christina with a warm smile and turned to her son – "Say hi Stevie"
"Hi Stevie" – said Stevie looking at them specially Greg who was dripping wet and then his mother give him a smack in the back of the head
"Don't be a smart ass" – said Christina rolling her eyes
"Why don't we go inside and get all decent to have a breakfast before the children go to the last day of school and we can go to my shop and catch up" – said Roxanne
"Nice! Shopping" – said Stevie
"You are going to school with them, socialite some with everybody" – said Christina
"I just got out of school mom" – whined Stevie
"It's last day, don't worry we got nothing to do actually" – said Keith and Stevie look at him wanting to rip his head off
"You see, just go and join them" – said Christina
"Don't worry, we will do something fun as soon as we get out of it" – said Becky to Stevie with a smile – "I like your style" – she said
"Thanks sweetheart, want me to help you pick your clothes?" – asked Stevie and she nodded and dragged him to her room
When they were there they pick a cute outfit for her and accessories without being too exaggerated since she told him that she's going on a bike to the school and not the bus and when they finished he started to go out of the room but stopped.
"Hey…where is the bathroom?" – asked Stevie to her
"Two doors to the left" – answered Becky
"Thanks sweetie" – said Stevie
He started to move to the direction Becky gave to him he open the door only to see Greg in underwear flexing his body on the mirror.
"Now, that's not embarrassing at all" – said Stevie with a smirk on his face
"Dude, what the fuck?!" – said Greg blushing and covering himself
"Don't worry, you got nothing I never seen before, I ask Becky for the bathroom, but I guess she gave me the wrong direction" – explained Stevie
"It's the other door to the left" – said Greg still covering himself
"Thanks, this was some hella funny sight to see" – said Stevie with a wink and going to the next door and do his business in the bathroom and when he finished he got out of the bathroom to see Greg getting out of his room already clothed – "I must say that what's underneath is better than the cover" – said Stevie
"What?" – asked Greg confused
"That you have a better body that is not showing in the clothes that you are wearing dumbass" – said Stevie rolling his eyes
"Dude, that's so gay to say" – said Greg
"Maybe because: 1. I'm gay and 2. The fact that I am or not doesn't mean that what I say isn't true" – explained Stevie – "but in other news, don't you have a crush with a girl or something? You know like every other teenage boy in the world" – asked Stevie
"Well…there is this girl, but I'm too chicken to talk to her" – answered Greg
"Well I used to be pretty chicken to talk to other girls before, maybe you are gay as well" – said Stevie
"WHAT?!" – asked Greg in shock
"I'm kidding cutie pie, but if you want to impress her, this is not the looks" – said Stevie
"Got a better idea?" – asked Greg
"A lot's of it after seeing the package I can work with, want to give it a try?" – asked Stevie
"I'm confuse, are you talking about my body or my junk?" – asked Greg confused
"Your body and I was talking about picking your clothes of course, I do it for my best friend back in where I live every time he got a date with a girl" – said Stevie smirking
"And he let you?" – asked Greg
"Of course, we been friends since we were little, he even got to be my first kiss after a guy, some asshole closet case, rejected me in front of a lot of people in a party during a spinning bottle game" – explained Stevie
"And isn't he worried that you see him…naked?" – asked Greg
"No, because he trust me and since you don't seem to trust me, I guess I'll pass on helping you out" – said Stevie moving from Greg to walk away
"Wait!" – Called out Greg grabbing Stevie by his wrist – "I'm sorry, I never interact with a gay guy before…or at least someone that offer to help me with my clothes, because of my mom I know some gay designers actually and…wait…that's not what I'm trying to say…I mean…sorry" – he said
"Still not helping you" – said Stevie moving his arm away from Greg's hold and walking away from him.
After that pretty much awkward end of the conversation both of them didn't interact at all during the breakfast, Greg looked at Stevie feeling guilty for what he said, but Stevie pay no mind to him, when they ended he followed Lenny, Greg, Keith and Becky outside while he said goodbye to his mom and his godmother, but he wasn't paying mind to anything until…
"Keith is right, I'm fugly" – said Greg
"So, what all Feder men's are fugly, but that doesn't stop us from getting the hot ones, look at me and your mother" – said Lenny and turned to Stevie – "help me here Stevie, tell him he got some charm" – said Lenny
"Nope, he's fugly, as fugly as you can get" – said Stevie with his arms crossed
"But you called me cutie pie" – said Greg confused
"I call a lot of people cutie pie" – said Stevie
"What about the body that wasn't showing in the clothes that I'm wearing" – said Greg
"That was before you turned into a dumbass, so therefore you are fugly" – said Stevie
"Alright, alright, whatever it's going on in here, that's enough" – said Lenny – "now let me give you some advice about how to get the girl" – started to said Lenny before Stevie take out his cellphone and plug the headphones on it and listen music
So this is my attempt to do something more in the lines of comedy and also not about "Teen Wolf", I like it the Grown Up's movies and when I saw how grown up and cute looked Greg on the second one thought about a little fanfic about him and an OC so...here it is and don't worry for those who follow my work, I'm gonna be back soon with another "Teen Wolf" fanfiction and also I been thinking on working some about X-men, Avengers and Twilight maybe...we'll see ;)