Stephanie
I looked at the clock on my nightstand. Shit, 2:36, I am not going to get any sleep. Why can't I turn my mind off?
I went to the kitchen and stuck my head in the fridge…oops, forgot to go shopping and no leftovers from mom.
Damn.
Ghostbusters…that always works. No, I left it at Joe's.
I'll check my email. Holy cow…I don't need HGH or hoodia, a few less donuts would fix that problem…don't need viagra and absolutely, not in this life time, do I need a penis enlargement, either one of them!!! How do these people get my email address?
Hmm, a survey, that oughta be fun and put me to sleep.
Name Stephanie Michelle Plum
Birthday October 12, 1976 (next year it will be October 12, 1977)
Birthplace St. Francis Medical Center, Trenton, NJ
Marital status Divorced
Single? If So. Why? Sort of single…because I am a wuss and can't make a decision and the ladies in the Batcave keep trying to get me to make one.
Eye color Sapphire Blue
Hair color Brown
Height 5'7"
Tattoos: Do bruises and gun shot wounds count?
Piercings: Ears; and do gun shot wounds count?
Current location: Trenton, NJ
Righty or lefty: Righty
Currently in love? Doubly
Current mood: Bored, depressed, confused, lonely
Current clothing: A knit tank top and cotton boxers
Current hair: Bride of Frankenstein
What do you smell like? Bulgari shower gel
Current thing you ought to be doing: Making love to CSG
Favorites:
Ice cream Ben & Jerry's
Food Pizza and meatball subs
Steak or Lobster? Pineapple upside down cake
Color Black
Flower Red roses
Clothes T-shirt and jeans
Animal hamster
Person Ricardo Carlos "Ranger" Manoso
Saying "It's not my fault!"
Type of music Heavy Metal
Song singer/band Metallica
Sport to watch? Hockey
Pro Team NY Rangers
Love life:
First crush Joe Morelli
Ever been in love Not until recently (I live in the land of Denial)
Still love him/her Ok, well, yeah, both of them
Do you believe in love at first sight? No
Do you believe in the one? I believe in the hope of 'the one', as opposed to two.
What did you like most about your current/last bf/gf? I guess you can call him my BF, I can't say it. I liked the great sex, the familiarity, the comfort zone, his dog, he doesn't eat salad and has one of the best asses in Trenton.
What did you like least about your current/last bf/gf? His dominance, lack of faith in my abilities (of course I have none), demands, no romance, chauvinism
In a boy/girl:
Eye color Brown
Hair color Dark
Hair style Long
Height 6'
Body shape Ripped
Facial hair Doesn't matter, variety isn't a bad thing.
Tattoos or piercing? Do bruises and gun shot wounds count? They're becoming a turn-on.
Style Badass, sexy, athletic, direct, mysterious.
How often should they call? Once an hour to see if I have blown up my car or need to get out of a dumpster.
Random
Have you ever been drunk Yes.
Done drugs No.
Had sex What kind of question is that?
Been called a tease Probably behind my back, especially lately.
Lied to someone Absolutely, I'm a bounty hunter, you want me to tell the skips the truth?
Been in a fistfight Sort of, actually more slapping around, throwing garbage bags, pasta, and knocking little guys down the stairs.
Stolen anything You mean like Joe's jeep? Well sure.
Held or shot a gun More than I want to.
If you had one day to live, who would you spend it with? Ricardo Carlos "Ranger" Manoso
Where do you see yourself in ten years? Still making love to Ricardo Carlos "Ranger" Manoso
What's the hardest thing for you to do? Admit my feelings. Pass by a bakery.
Do you care what others think? Unfortunately, way too much.
What are you afraid of? Being myself and not being accepted...refer to previous question.
Do you have any regrets? Not enough time to list them.
Do you have any secrets? Oh, yeah, and you're not going to find out what they are either.
Do you like to give hugs? Naturally, unless it is a psycho stalker or when I'm covered in garbage or whatever, which is actually quite often.
Do you sleep naked? I'd love to, but you never know who will break into my apartment and my bedroom.
Do you believe in miracles? I ask for them all the time.
What inspires you? My bank account, paying the rent, eating, TastyKakes, sex...
When is your bedtime? Anytime I can get away with it.
Do you like thunderstorms? Not when I am alone, oh except if I am not alone with fore-mentioned psycho stalker Looney.
Do you think you're attractive? Not all the time.
Gold or silver Silver.
Do you wear hats? Navy SEALS cap.
Does it annoy you when someone doesn't return your call? Especially when his wife gets murdered in front of my workplace and he didn't even tell me he was married.
Are you too shy to make the first move? Shy, no...chicken-shit is a better word for it.
If you could be one person, who would it be? Wonder Woman
Who do people say you remind them of? Barney Fife, Gracie Hart (you know, Miss Congeniality, Sandra Bullock)
What was the last movie you saw in a theater? Apocalypto, all those naked butts thru the whole movie…HOT DAMN!!!!
What did you have for breakfast? Coffee and Donuts of course.
Who would you hate to be stuck in a room with? Lately? Hmmm…the ladies from the Batcave…I think they are mad at me.
Beach, city or country? Beach.
Butter, plain or salted popcorn? Salted with butter, is there any other way? I'm not Batman you know.
What kind of car do you drive? A Mini cooper today…tomorrow, probably Big Blue…a huge old Buick…
FAVORITE SANDWICH? Peanut Butter and Olives
Where would you go on vacation? What's a vacation, and do you really get options?
What color is your bathroom? Trust me, you really, really don't want to know.
What side of the bed do you sleep on? The whole thing, I'm a mover and a shaker…ok, I am really just restless even in my sleep.
When was the last time you said "I LOVE YOU" and meant it? Please don't make me answer that.
What did you do last night? You won't believe it, but it's the truth…I got all slutted up, went to a bar, came on to a creep and asked him to go make out in the alley. Thank God the Merry Men were there waiting for us and I didn't get shot, punched, kicked or even thrown in the dumpster.
Are you on any medication? None of your business, but no, I'm not, probably should be though. Did you ask that because of the last answer?
Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day? Mary Lou.
Who would you call for work advice? Ranger
Have you ever been hunting? Everyday, oh, wait, did you mean like for deer or something? Never.
Name something you wish you were good at: My job, making decisions, staying out of dumpsters…
Name something about you that attracts other people: I am caring and mostly because I give everyone a good laugh.
What is your talent? Attracting lunatics and being around when things blow up.
Name a bad habit that is hard to break: Attracting lunatics and being around when things blow up. Eating too many TastyKakes and Boston Crème Donuts.
NICKNAME(S)? Bombshell Bounty Hunter, Babe, Cupcake, probably some I don't know or want to remember.
What do people usually come to you for? Relationship advice…just kidding!!!
What advice do people usually give you? Everyone is giving me advice about everything ALL OF THE FREAKIN TIME!!!! Just leave me alone, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease.
Name something you constantly do that your family and friends wished you didn't do: My job. It's my job, they need to get over it.
What does it feel like to be in love? Depends on which guy you are talking about.
What's the worst part about being in love? One too many men.
How old do you want to be when you get married? 75
Do you want to have children? Not in any foreseeable future. I can borrow them and send them home, why get my own?
Favorite restaurant? Rossini's and Pino's
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Well, duh…Macy's and Victoria's Secrets
What do you do when you are bored? Go shopping for shoes.
Name the best thing that makes you smile: The tingling I get when HE comes near and when he finally reaches my back, lifts the hair up off my neck and places butterfly kisses there.
WHEN IT COMES TO SEX...I CONSIDER MYSELF: Driven by my hormones, which are freakin out of control most of the time.
IF YOU COULD BE ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD IT BE?
With Ranger between his sheets.
Whoa, Ranger just came on line. Why isn't he between those sheets? Probably I should find out if he's alright…I could just IM real quick…
Yo, Ranger, everything ok?
Yo, Babe, what are you doing here at 3:330 AM?
Couldn't sleep.
Problems?
Just restless I suppose.
Need help with that?
Maybe.
Your place or mine?
Your sheets…I mean your place. Be there in 10.
I didn't even sign off, grabbed my keys, and was out the door before I could change my mind. If I'm not going to sleep then I'm at least going to have more fun than a stupid internet survey.