Chap uno
"Hello I'm Maria Susan but you can call me Mary Sue, my hobbies include setting things on fire and I may or may not have an illegitimate dark side! but don't tell nobody." (coffee explodes) "that wasn't me I swear" "mam, this is a job interview these are not skills you can use in this job can you work MS paint or Photoshop or a copy Machine Anything please I'm desperate for a new hire!" " I can set things on fire."
(Seen change to the sidewalk outside of an executive building Mary Sue on the ground, homeless person walks by and offers her a dollar) " I SWEAR IM NOT HOMELESS I JUST DONT BRUSH MY HAIR!" "oh ok" (walks away.)
Maria Susan they said I needed life experience? (Black limousine pulls up window rolls down homeless guy with a hand where his face should be at peaks out.) " Hey Kid want to join the local mafia?" Maria Susan thinks Why is this homeless person have a limousine? I don't trust a man whose lips are this cehpped " yeah sure I can set things on fire" " sweet get in the car"
END CHAP UNO