My sister and I were laying in bed watching The Guardians of the Galaxy 2 trying to relax for the day before our long week ahead of us. It was getting to a good part when there was a knock on the door. I looked at the time it was a little afternoon. I poked Julie
"Go get the door" I muttered
She reached her arm out and was wiggling her fingers and then whined "it's to far away"
I sighed and rolled my eyes "bitch"
"Whore, you love me and you know it" she said as I got up and went to the door
I answered it and there stood Randy
"Randy" I said
"Candy" he said in monotone
"Can I help you?" I asked crossing my arms
"May I come in?" he asked picking me up and moving me out of his way
"Yeah just welcome yourself in why not" I said sarcastically "why not"
I walked back in and sat next to my sister
"Hey sweet cheeks" he said sitting on the other side of Julie and wrapping his arm around her
"Move your arm before I remove it for you" Julie muttered glaring at him
"I love it when you play hard to get" he said with a smirk
"Yeah...sure...call it that" Julie said rolling her eyes
"Ohh you know you like me even when you deny it" Randy said
"Yeah she likes it just about as much as I like my mother" I said un-enthusiastically
"So a lot I knew it" He said all cheerful
She shot me a look and then looked over at Randy "Randal you know that Candy dislikes her mom a lot right?"
"Wait she is your mother why do you not like her...she gave birth to you" he said sounding shocked
"Randy you of all people, who is always around like a freaking humping dog, knows how much my mom and I don't get along" I said "so why are you here?"
"I wanted to see my two favorite girls" he said now pushing himself in between Julie and I
"The Bellas are two hotel rooms down...have fun" Julie said with a big sigh
"The Bellas don't like me as much as you two"
"Randal have you ever asked yourself why people find you so annoying"
"People find me annoying? I had no idea"
"Randy seriously why are you here?" I asked glancing over at him
"I was bored, look I know I am not your favorite person but can I please hang out with you two for a little bit? You two are so….I don't know the word I am looking for at this moment but something draws me to you two"
"Our sparking personalities" I muttered
"Damn we need to be more boring" Julie said
"Our dominance toward you" I said
"We need to stop with that" Julie added
"Look you two are fun to be around as much as you two don't enjoy my presence but you two are and I also like the fact that you two can be so...demanding but in a good way. A way that makes me want to do what you say. It's sexy"
"Ok out" Julie said pointing towards the door
"Please let me stay please"
"Ok Randy spit it out...what's really going on?" I asked crossing my arms and turning myself towards him
"Yeah spit it out Randy" Julie said "there's more to this than what you're saying"
"Fine you caught me there is more" Randy said sighing
"Ok so spit it out" Julie said "I for one would like to get back to my movie"
I cleared my throat
"Ok our movie...better?" She asked
"Much" I said smiling
"And that my dear sister is why I am older" she said slowly shaking her head
I shrugged "and your point?"
"Randy out with it" Julie said changing the subject
"The sister is here and I am trying to avoid her." Randy said "I think the wife called her to tell her about how she and I are having our differences and don't know if we are going to last. My sister loves her and will chew my head off"
"So let me get this straight and feel free to correct me if I am wrong. So you and Liz are having marriage issues and your wife decided to call your sister to get after you to basically convince you to stay with her?" I asked kind of confused
"Umm basically"
"Your wife went to your sister?" Julie asked sounding more confused than me "she thinks that your sister can convince you to stay with her?"
"Why can't she talk to you herself? Why send your sister who by the way….wait which sister?"
"Oh yeah you have the nice one and the bitchy one...so which one?" I asked
"The bitchy" he said just as there was yet another knock on the door "if it's anyone looking for me I am not here"
He hid himself in the closet as Julie answered the door
"Hi Julie"
I walked up behind Julie
"Hi Bethany can we help you?" I asked
"Is my brother here?" Bethany asked peering into our room
"Brother??? Hmm remind us who is your brother again??" I asked
She cooked her head to the side "you know who my brother is"
"No I cant say that we do...right Jul?" I said slowly shaking my head
"Nope no idea" julie agreeing
"Randy Keith Orton" she said now pissed
"Randy, Randy about this high, blue eyes, a smirk that seems to get himself into everyones heart?" asked Julie
"Ohh don't forget the lovely annoyance and the lovely sarcastic attitude….that Randy?" I asked "goes by The Viper?"
"Yeah...sure…" Bethany said glaring at us
"Nope" I said
"Hmm he doesn't sound familiar I cant say I ever met such a Randy"
"I hate you"
"Yeah I hate you too"
"If you see my ignorant brother tell him to find me. I know he is around here somewhere" Bethany said trying to look around us once more
"Yeah...sure...we will get right on that" Julie said "when hell freezes over"
She rolled her eyes and then walked away. I closed the door
"The coast is clear" Julie said opening the closet door
"Damn she is pissed at you" I said plopping myself onto the bed
"Yeah and your lovely sarcasm just made it worse" Randy said with a sigh
"I mean we can go get her and you can talk to her yourself" I said walking towards the door as Randy grabbed me
"No don't do that I will deal with the sarcasm"
"So why are you scared of your sister?" Julie asked "I mean as much as my sister can be a bitch im not scared of her. I just deal with it and be a bitch back"
"Yeah but Candy and Bethany are two different people two different personalities" Randy said
"Dude I am right here" I said looking between the both of them
"Look my point is, is there is no reason for you two be scared of your sister" Julie said "stick up for yourself and deal with it"
"Im not really scared of her where as I don't want to deal with the drama" Randy said
"Well the drama is going to find you and you will eventually will have to deal with it" I said scootching myself back on the bed
"I will deal with it then but for right now please help me" Randy said practically on his knees
"No..I am not getting in the middle of this" I said
Julie and Randy looked at one another and then at me
"I mean it's just for a little bit" Julie said "I mean I am sure she isn't going to be here long"
"J no" I said knowing where this is heading
As much as Randy annoys the both of us for some unknown reason we are always there for him. Even though 9 out of 10 we end up regretting it
"Candace you would want me to be there for you so please please help me" Randy said crouching down next to me
"He can be like our pet" Julie said
"I am not an animal"
"Well technically your name is The VIper and that is a snake which is an animal of the sorts so yeah...yeah you are" J said glancing at him
"You are not nice" Randy said looking over at Julie
"I know" Julie said with a grin
"Please Candy just help me out here and then I will owe you"
I groaned and looked at my sister "You know if we do this we will regret it later on"
"No because if we regret it I will kick him in his balls and he then won't need to worry about children" Julie said with a shrug
"You know you want too" Randy said
I sighed, I know I am going to regret this "Fine we will help you but the moment you make me regret this or question your motives you will be on your own"
"Thank you, you two" Randy said hugging us
"Stop touching" Julie and I said in unison