Chapter Summary: Sam sees Blaine, well a part of Blaine, in a different light.

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Blaine was standing next to his locker, beginning to regret the decision he had just made.

"Are you sure they aren't too tight?" he asked the female Cherrios that surrounded him.

"No Blaine, that is how the pants are supposed to fit" Brittany assured him.

Kitty let out a smirk "You wear pants ten times tighter than that uniform everyday YBR."

"OK, that nickname has got to end. Just because Sue called me 'Young Burt Reynolds' that one time doesn't mean you girls need to make her happy by calling me that. And yes, my pants may be a little tight, but (in a whisper) she's making me wear a thong with these so I won't have panty lines."

Brittany giggled, "We all wear thongs Blaine. And I think you broke Tina."

Meanwhile…

Sam was walking down the hallway with Jake and Ryder, discussing the younger boys' decisions to join the basketball team since Glee had ended.

"Sam, you're the only one that hasn't found a new activity." Jake explained.

"Really, you are telling me that Blaine actually joined ANOTHER activity. What else was there?"

"That!" Ryder laughed as he pointed toward Blaine in his Cheerio's uniform. Sam was going to join his friends in laughter until he saw Blaine spin and stick out his ass.

Humina…humina…humina…humina…humina…ass…ass…ass…ass…ass…Wait?..What? "Blaine joined the Cheerios?"

Unique literally ran into them as she tried to stop herself while wearing roller blades "You didn't hear. Hell, I thought Coach Sylvester cheered loud enough that they heard her in New York when he joined. Evidently, that completed her 'Ultimate Trifecta' in that she got rid of Mr. Schue—at least for now, Glee Club is over and Blaine is on her squad. Kitty said that she even cancelled practice so she could take Robin to the mall to see Santa. Evidently Sue believes in Christmas miracles again."

Sam turned to Jake and Ryder and announced "I want to play basketball with you guys."

"Huh? I'm confused. You want to…" Jake was asking but Sam interrupted, as he continued to stare across the hall at Blaine's ass.

"Yeah. I want to play. You're right. I need something and I want to play with you guys."

"OK? Well, Jackson broke his ankle yesterday so there could be an opening. We can ask coach."

Sam finally took his eyes away from Blaine and practically took off toward the gym.

"What's gotten into him?" Unique wondered aloud. The other former-Glee Clubbers just shrugged and then tried to catch-up with Sam.

3 Hours Later

Sam was on his way to the gym for his basketball try-out. He couldn't quite figure out why he was doing this. Sure he liked basketball, but never really played any more than quick pick-up games. Sam decided to go tell the coach thanks, but no thanks when he heard noises coming from the former choir room. When he peeked in, Sam saw one of the most amazing things he had ever seen. Blaine was standing there, in his Cheerios uniform, swiveling his hips, attempting to keep three hula hoops from falling. Sam was mesmerized. He just watched as Blaine's ass went back and forth and around and around.

"Sammy?! What are you doing here?" Blaine called out, ripping Sam from his daze.

"Uh, oh, I had to see for myself. Cheerios, huh?"

"Yes, we joined together" interjected Tina, but Sam was thankful for the interruption because he was finding himself in desperate need of a mailman and Tina worked just fine.

"Get lost Fish Lips!" Becky Jackson yelled "Gay Blaine needs to keep his fine ass moving!"

Blaine gave Becky one of his 1000 watt smiles "Becky, we just need a few minutes. OK?"

Becky gave Blaine a smile and a giggle "OK, Blaine" then she turned to Sam and yelled "You've got 3 minutes!"

Knowing he needed to say something, Sam asked "I thought Brittany said that Cheerio practice was cancelled?"

"It was. This is conditioning for newbies. Evidently you have to have a strong core and ass if you are going to be a Cheerio" Blaine informed him "Where are you going?"

"Oh, yeah, I have basketball try-outs. Well, I better go. Becky's kind of scary. See ya later! Bye!"

Blaine faced Tina "That was weird. He told me that he didn't want to play sports this year so he could concentrate on improving his grades. I know Coach Beiste wanted him for quarterback and Coach Roz was a real bitch when he told her that he wasn't going to be on the Guppies this year."

"Maybe it's like you and the Cheerios. He's only trying-out because Glee is over."

"Sounds logical" Blaine agreed "But something just seems…off"

1 Hour After That

Sam was actually enjoying himself. He was not the best basketball player in the world, but he was athletic and could pass the ball pretty well. He, Jake and Ryder were talking to the Coach about a particular play when Blaine and the other Cheerios walked in. Sam was fine until Blaine turned around and bent over to tie his shoe, sticking his ass in the air.

Humina….humina…humina…ass..ass.. "Evans!" Coach yelled, bringing Sam out of his trance "Run the play!" Ok, I'm supposed to bring the ball up the court and then pass it to Jake or Thomas, depending on who is open. Ok, Jake is covered and Ryder has Thomas boxed out. What do I do? Uh, oh, look and Blaine standing there. What is he doing? Oh fuck, he's demonstrating how he kept those hula hoops up! Oh Fuck! ARRGGG!

Everyone in the gym watched as Sam took the ball up the middle, evaded Ryder's block and DUNKED the ball. "Evans!"

"I know Coach. I don't know what came over me. That wasn't what you wanted me to do."

"Who gives a shit?! You dunked the ball! Didn't know you had it in you! You're in my starting line-up!"

"I didn't know I had it in me either" Sam mumbled to himself before being "attacked" with congratulations. Sam was confused. He had never done anything like that before. Would he be able to do it again?

Sam and the team were headed toward the locker room when Blaine finally caught up to them. "Sam, that was awesome! It was just..just..I can't even describe how fantastic that was. I'm so glad I'll get to see you play every game."

"You're going to come to every game? Awww, thanks B."

"Don't be silly Sam. I'm a Cheerio now. We cheer for teams. Of course I will be there."

Sam started to think about what Blaine said. He's going to be at every game. Wearing that uniform. This cannot be good. Every time he does something in those polyester pants that makes his ass stick out, I freak! I mean why is this happening? He always wears tight pants but seeing him in those just makes me ARRGGG!

And with that, Sam literally threw the basketball that was in his hands across the gym, where it sailed through the air and went through the basket with a swish. Nothing but net. Everyone just stared.

Note: I know on the show that Blaine only had one hula hoop, but I figured 3 would give Sam more hip/ass action to drool over.