Sing to the tune of "a whole new world" from aladin. Ron sings Jasmine's part. harry sings aladins.
The Magic World.
Harry: I can show you my scar
Look, it is shaped like lightning
I'm so skilled
I played Quidditch when I was in first year
Potions was such a bore
But then the prince came to save me
With him, potions is easy
Oops! I nearly killed Draco
The magic world
Three headed dogs will try to kill you
Just yell sectusempra
Or even lumos!
But not Avada Kedavra
Ron: The Magic world
The same old place I always knew
But when Lavender is near
It's crystal clear
That Hermione is extremely jealous
Harry: Ron, I'm in love with your sister
Ron: Harry, you sly old fox
Harry you have my permission
To snog my sister senseless
Just not in front of the eyes
Of the magic world
Harry: I won't snog while you see
Ron: I really hope that you do not
Harry: Do you mind if I screw her?
Ron: If you do I'll bust
A cap in your ass
I swear to god I'll kill you
Harry: All right, I'll refrain
Ron: Do you promise? Okay then
Harry: Hey Ron! Isn't that Lavender?
Ron: Oh my god! Harry hide me!
Both: She is a frigid bitch
And should be tossed in a ditch
Distract her while I hit her over the head
Harry: The Magic world
Ron: The Magic world
Harry: That's where we'll be
Ron: That's where we'll be
Harry: A Torrid romance with...
Ron: I'm not wearing pants for...
Both: Hermione and Ginny