She was a boy, he was a girl!
(no, wait! I think I got that wrong! Um, Oh yeah!)
He was a boy, she was a girl
Can I make it anymore obvious?
He was sexy, and on the girl
in her hair was a big pink curl
He wanted her, she couldn't tell
whether she'd really want him as well
All of her friends, thought she was dim
"If you don't want Juanndissimo, I'll take him!"
He was a sexy guy
but his head was in the sky
He thought she was too smart and dumped her
she thought he broke her heart
but he's as good as a fart
she'll find out later he doesn't deserve her
Few years later, he has time to stall
all the girls love him, he hates them all!
Turns on tv, guess who he sees?
Wanda with an idiot as she skis
He poofes himself in, thinks this is grim
Wanda's having fun and not missing him
he looks at the guy, green hair and eyes
this was the guy he'll now despise
He was a sexy guy
but his head was in the sky
He thought she was too smart and dumped her
Now she has an awesome life
and is now a new wife
to an idiot who greatly loves her!
He was a sexy guy
but his head was in the sky
He thought she was too smart and dumped her
Now she has an awesome life
and is now a new wife
to an idiot who greatly loves her!
Sorry Juan- but you missed out!
Well tough luck- Wanda's mine now!
We are more than just good friends
This is where your love life ends
Too bad that you couldn't see
see the pretty girl that's she
Now she's got me- a caring guy
and you're just a monkey- haha bye!
I'm just a boy, and she's just a girl
can I make it any more obvious
now we're married, and you're a goof
didn't you hear? we had a baby named Poof!
I'm with Wanda the girl
I said "see ya later girl!"
I'll be in the fish bowl after the show
I'll be sitting on my bed
the little brain in my head
thinking of a song about you- oh!
I'm with Wanda the girl
I said "see ya later girl!"
I'll be in the fish bowl after the show
I'll be sitting on my bed
the little brain in my head
thinking of a song about you- ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(sung by Cosmo!)