Oh, the Inside Jokes!

by FelineFriendly

A collection of the jokes made in my one year thus far of marching band. All inside jokes, all hilarious. Even if you can't understand them, I'm sure we can all relate...especially if you march.

Hello! I'm back from the dead, or the bored, whichever comes first… The fact is, I'm back, and it took a little help from a friend! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!

Anyway, the marching season has been over for awhile, and let me tell you, it has been FUN! The only problems were constant crashing, extreme heat, and, most importantly, LAME INSIDE JOKES!

ENJOY AND GET CONFUSED!

You Know You're a Freshman in the PMK When…

Your director rants about marshmallows, bricks, text messages, and the horrific key change played by the "Jazzy Santa" statuette that he brought with him to the Winter Parade.

Your director imitates the strange movement of the "Jazzy Santa" mentioned above.

Your favorite Senior interrupts a rehearsal during class…with a sneeze.

…And claims to worry about you because of your odd new dance moves.

…Yet the kid you like in your section gives you a thumbs up while you're reviewing it.

The saxophone player behind you sings like a girl…or a boy's typical imitation of a girl's voice.

That very same saxophone dresses up as Santa for the parade…BEARD INCLUDED.

Your favorite Senior doesn't approve of Pearls Before Swine…even though she's only read one strip…and it happened to be one of the ones about Angry Bob.

The lazy kid in the section stole your reeds, and the next day, you found out he quit.

A sophomore in your section claims that the Second-Chair Clarinet is "about an inch too tall to be considered a legal midget."

Your favorite Senior's best friend screams about getting bubbles up her pants in the pool.

…Which compels you to give her the nickname "Bubbles."

…Making her in turn call you "Bubbles."

You make so many mistakes during practice you swear your leaders sneak glares at you.

You get the hiccups just before the prelims at BOA.

…And your entire section noticed.

Your father accidently calls KOC the "Knight of Columbus."

During the ISU Prelims, your shako hurt your head so much you were considering giving it to the second-chair.

You go WAY out of your way to avoid practicing, you end up writing a list of your crazy adventures as a Freshman in the PMK.