Title: A piece of gum

Sorry…This is my first fanfic…I realized that it was very lousy after typing it…

Please don't kill me..

It was a typical day in the office. Roy was slacking instead of signing his papers.Riza was chewing on a piece of gum, absorbed in her own work. She had tried to threaten the colonel with her gun but it was futile. She looked up from her papers and saw that Roy was still lazing around.

"Colonel, can you please stop lazing and start on your papers? Otherwise, we'll have to work through the night AGAIN."

"Lieutenant, I have never seen you chew gum before. It's a rare sight."

"I'm chewing on gum to distract myself from shooting you. I, for one, DO NOT want to stay here overnight threatening you again I need to sleep too, you know."

"Lieutenant, pass some gum over here please?"

"No, sir. You'll get more distracted and will not do your work."

"please?"

"no."

Half an hour passed by and Roy still had not started on his papers. He wanted the gum, BADLY. Suddenly, he got an idea to get some gum from Riza.

"Hawkeye, could you come over here to explain these papers?"

Finally, he starts on them…thought Riza…Or so, she thought…

She walked over to his side. "Which one, sir?"

"This." Roy then stood up, grabbed her at the waist and started kissing her. She opened her mouth in surprise. Using his tongue, Roy took the gum in her mouth.

"I told you I'll do anything to get your piece of gum…"he smirked. Feeling slightly angry and embarrassed at Mustang's childish behaviour, Hawkeye went back to her desk. Revenge was on her mind. Roy was relieved that she did not shoot him.

Meanwhile, Riza had just the right plan on her mind.

Several minutes later, she stood up and walked over to Roy's armchair. Then, she sat on his lap and swung her legs over the right armrest of his armchair.

"RIZA….What are you doing?..."asked Roy, surprised.

Riza wrapped her arms round his neck and started to kiss him passionately!

Roy, eyes opened due to shock at first, eventually played along. Riza's tongue probed his mouth, begging for entrance. He opened his mouth and they started to kiss more passionately…AND she took the gum back from his mouth.

"I only wanted the gum back, COLONEL." Riza then stood up and returned to her desk.

Note: I would never share a piece of gum with anyone...It's gross...

Sorry if there were any grammatical mistakes….