To: Kids Next Door Fanfiction Community
From: The Hamsters of Sector V
Translator: Numbuh Phenon
Dear Reader,
Greetings dear reader, we wish you well,
Allow us to have your minds for a spell,
Please forgive us for these squeaks and pouts,
You are all so kind, so we'll try not to shout.
You see, a small matter has entered our attention,
It is that in your stories, we lack notable mentions.
For the team of sector V, we are a MUST.
Just who do you think powers the awesome C.O.O.L.B.U.S?
You write about everyone; from leaders to medics,
Is it too much to ask that we get some credit?
We know how much you love to read about Wally and Kuki,
But what about the furry affair between Rocky and Susie?
We know this sounds silly, but we must be heard,
You even write about 65.3, and that guy's a nerd!
Heck, Mr. Warburton even gave us some time.
Operation: HAMSTER, in case it slipped your minds.
It's not like we're demanding mountains of praise,
You don't have to jump for joy every time we run a maze,
Although we wouldn't mind a soda before bed,
Just don't tell that Aussie, he'll have our cute heads!
We're only pets, we need to be pampered,
Our owners did that, when they weren't in the S.C.A.M.P.E.R.
Numbuh 1 would always give us much needed time off,
Numbuh 2 shared his chilli dogs without a second thought,
Our Mama always loved us; there was no question,
Numbuh 4 tolerated us, which we saw as a blessing,
Numbuh 5 admitted we were cool in our own way,
That sums it up; not much else to say.
We just hope you keep writing with those juicy words,
You make our whiskers twitch, which is very superb!
We also hope after this, you shall forget us no more.
Sincerely,
The Kids, and HAMSTERS, Next Door.