ANR: ok, Anshi-chan, love me for this!

Aken: she'll be the only one.

ANR: eat shit and die.

Aken: shut up and give em the info!

ANR: oh, right! Ok, this is an RP thing that me and my friend Anshi-chan are doing via IM.

Aken: explain why you're posting an IM conversation.

ANR: shut your face hole, I'm getting to it! Ok, Anshi-chan is away at college, and I'm on my fifth year of high school, so she lives on her computer and I finally got my lazy ass in gear and set up an IM thing on my Yahoo account. To pass the time, we've been doing an RP that involves characters from different video games and chracters we made up...so far there are less OCs than there are already copyrighted characters.

BD: all the copyrighted characters are yummy yummy men...save for Raphael. He scares me.

ANR: we only made him that scary. It's called bastardizing. And like all of the non-OCs are OOC, there's yaoi, straightness, kinky and S/M things, just icky things from our deranged minds and mentions of another story and RP that's going on. Anshi-chan and a friend of hers, whom I have yet to meet, are doing an RP involving the four guys with funny names-

BD: Lu Xun.

Aken: Ranmaru Mori.

Zykan: Masamune Date.

BD: and Mitsuhide Akechi.

ANR: yeah, them. Well, Anshi-chan and a friend of hers are doing an RP involving those four, love triangles present. I guess first Xun and Date were together, then broke up, now Ranmaru and Xun are a thing and Mitsuhide's lusting after Date.

BD: and all of the above are very yummy visual pictures.

Zykan: you're a sick bitch, did you know that?

BD: it's been said before.

Zykan: really...

ANR: and as for all of the Soul Calibur and Legend of Zelda characters, Sheik from Legand of Zelda, Ocarina of Time, Link from Legand of Zelda in general, Nightmare from Soul Calibur and any other characters that might pop up from Soul Calibur, are all in groupings and couples from the joint fic Anshi-Chan and I were writing. Neko is owned by Anshi-chan and Mars is my doing.

BD: Link and Neko have a thing going, and Nightmare and Mars are sort of a thing.

Aken: how does that work? Nightmare's twice his size.

BD: hmmm...

Zykan: I really didn't need that thought implanted into my brain.

BD: and Sheik and Zelda are two different and separate beings. We've been going with the fanfic theory that Sheik is Impa's nephew.

ANR: any arguments on Sheik's gender and identity will be dismissed and ignored. We don't own any of the characters from other places and we don't plan on making any money off of any of this.

Zykan: on with the show.