A/N: Like I said, it's a crack fic. Now enjoy and review! I'd like to know what you think of my crack fic and how should I improve it. You can discuss with me by pm or review, whichever you prefer, although i prefer reviews, pms are always welcome!
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Akatsuki Crack Fic ,Why?
Kakuzu was caught red-handedly dealing drugs by the police.
Unfortunately, the police did not put him on court. Why?
Hidan was reported killing a little girl.
Unexpectedly, the judges agreed on Hidan about his religion. The people denied and the next day they were dead. Why?
Konan was reported as a paper theft in a local store.
The thing is Konan is left unharmed. Why?
Pein was seen stealing a market cart.
The next day, the cops went to investigate his home and found nothing made of metal there. Why?
Tobi was kicked out of a toy shop for staring at a teddy-bear till late night.
But, the cops thought that the shopkeeper was hallucinating and ignored him. Why?
Sasori was caught by the rangers for having cut down multiple trees.
But the cops could do nothing and set Sasori back, free without any tickets. Why?
Deidara was reported offending a fat girl by kissing her ass.
But the CCTV proved that Deidara was merely shoved in her way, Why?
Zetsu was seen eating a human leg.
But no one got as close as scream for help or call the police. Why?
Itachi was reported for stealing a slut's boyfriend.
But after checking his previous history, the cops did nothing to Itachi. Why?
Kisame was seen protecting fishes from being fried in a local restaurant.
The customers screamed but no one came to stop him. Why?
Because Kakuzu's clients was always dealing drugs in foreign lands, which left no one to prove that he was dealing drugs.
Because Hidan had killed them all and forced the judges into his religion.
Because Konan folded the papers into her shirt before taking it back home.
Beacuse Pein broke it in pieces before painting it black and sticking it into himself.
Because Tobi seemed too old for his age for the cops.
Because Sasori needed those trees to repair his broken body where no nurse could fix.
Because Deidara's hand chose that exact time to takeout the clay bird it had been forming.
Because Zetsu ate all the peoples who even got to see him eat.
Because Itachi had a history of killing those who accused him of something he was not.
Because Kisame looked like a gigantic radioactive shark-alien back for revenge for eating his friends.
And they are the Akatsuki. That's why!