This is just a little story I thought would make someone laugh.

"All burros considered, don't even form great heroic ideas justifying kooky laments meaning nothing." Arwen announced proudly.

"Uh, what?" Elladan spun a top as she sighed.

"It's an ABC sentence. 'All burros considered, don't even form great heroic ideas justifying kooky laments meaning nothing'."

"Is it supposed to make sense?" Elrohir asked, looking up from the mysterous glob of wood and glue he was working on.

"Yes, but it rarely works out that way."

"Okay…" Elladan thought a moment. "All beings create deadly evasion follies; Harriet's incineration just…" He looked at Elrohir. "I need a K word."

"Kick." Elrohir said, shrugging.

"Harriet's incineration just kicks languidly, much noted ominously proficient, quoted rigorously stooping treacherously."

"That doesn't make any sense! I bet you don't know half of the words you just used!" Arwen said with a huff.

"I know how to prnounce them, which is more than you can say."

"That doesn't matter! It still doesn't make sense!"

"What doesn't, Arwen?" Elrond asked, walking into the twins' room.

"Uh…Elladan, repeat what you just said."

"I don't remember it!"

"It's a good thing I write these all down for future reference," Elrohir said, smirking. "You would all be so lost without me."

"Oh, shut up," Arwen and Elladan said simultaneously.

"All beings create deadly evasion follies; Harriet's incineration just kicks languidly, much noted ominously proficient, quoted rigorously stooping treacherously." Elrohir said, grinning.

"You're right, that doesn't make any sense. What exactly are you doing?"

"Alphabetical sentences," Arwen said.

"Well, then Elladan, you forgot a word for the letter G." Elrond said. "Apes bearing corn drive euphoniously from Georgian Heights, its Jack Kingston liking monstrously nervous onomatopoeias, preposterous queenly rituals, stately trombone unions, validating windy xylophones yawping zoology."

The three elflings stared at him.

"Ada…" Arwen started. "I think you beat us."

Elrond merely gave her a smile and said, "I must get back to the stacks of paperwork in my study. Do have fun!"

The elflings watched him leave. After a few seconds, Elladan said, "I hate to admit it, but that actually made sense."

The other two burst out laughing.

Hope you like it!