Omake:

Author: A fanfic for my 3 beloved characters of Gintama.

Sougo: You can't do this. Just quit already before it's too late.

Kamui: I'm hungry, gimme food.

Takasugi: I simply destroy...

Author: Oi, atleast do the disclaimer. You do the disclaimer, Takasugi!

Takasugi: I simply destroy this fanfic.

Author: Oii! What the hell was that?! How desperate are you to destroy?! Kamui, you do the disclaimer.

Kamui: I kill when I'm hungry.

Author: Nobody cares! Besides, even if you're not hungry, you still kill! Mou, please Sougo. Do the disclaimer already.

Sougo: The masochist author does not own GINTAMA so please, die Hijikata.

(Note: I didn't reread this chapter so expect it to be crappy xD)

Chapter 1: Prince of Sadists

Sougo's POV

"Sou-chan! Hurry up or we will be late for school!" I heard Anu-ue shouted from downstairs.

"Coming!" I replied.

I yawned and stretched a little after getting up. It's really pain in the ass to wake up early just to go school and study. I scratched my sand hair before getting to the shower.

After a cold bath, just wearing a towel around my waist. I fixed my things and put it in my bag since I'm not the type of guy who would already fixed them before going to sleep. After fixing my things, I took my superman t-shirt and black pants along with the black coat uniform of the school in the cabinet. It's actually against the school rules to wear a colored t-shirt. Ma, it's like I really care. I just don't want to wear a plain school uniform. After wearing my uniform, I went downstairs along with my things then I saw my sister in the table just sitting there while watching TV

"Ah, sou-chan. Did you sleep well?" She asked with a sweet smile in her face.

I just nod as a response. She was the one who raised me up. She acts as as my mother, brother and sister at the same time. I don't want to be rude to her, she's the only person I've got after all. I can't let her see my sadistic and bad side, I wanted her to see me as her respectful brother.

"That's good. Let's already eat breakfast" She wear her sweet smile once again and offered a seat facing her. I gently sat at the chair and started eating breakfast. She's just watching me eat my breakfast, smiling.

"Anu-ue, not gonna eat your food?" I asked.

"Hmmm" she shakes her head. "It's just that I'm surprised that you're already turning into a fine man, sou-chan though it's also kinda sad since you won't be relying too much on me anymore. Time passed too fast"

"My physical might be changing gradually, but I'm still your little brother who has always been a brat. So don't worry about it. You better eat breakfast now or I'll steal it." I smiled.

"Hai, hai" she chuckled.

After eating our breakfast, we headed out and started walking to school since it's just a walking distance from our house. It's great seeing the cherry blossoms sway with the air, it's spring after all. Today is my first day in being a first year highschool student while my sister is already in her fourth year. I'm pretty sure everyone are completely excited by now. Getting up early, going to school early, seeing their old friends and also meeting new ones. But I, Okita Sougo is completely the opposite. School will always be boring for me. It never amused me even one bit, maybe because I'm anti-social though I've opened myself to Kondo-san. I don't really need friends, it's unnecessary. The one that I want are slaves. I love to see the contorted faces of people in pain. I was too indulge in my own world that without me noticing it, a grin was already formed in my lips.

It was my sadistic rape face. My grin is already automatic whenever I think of torturing some people.

"Sou-chan, are you okay?" My sister asked, bringing me back in the reality.

"Huh?" Was the only thing I responded.

"Are you feeling sick? Your face looks weird so I'm kinda worried." She asked innocently not knowing her little brother was already thinking of some sick stuffs.

"I'm just worried that I might not be able to make friends" I muttered in a low voice to make it more realistic. It was the only lame excuse I've think that time.

"Be more confident, sou-chan. It doesn't need to be many, even one is enough, the one that is true and will be willingly to share your pain." She explained in a very calm and sweet voice.

"Hmm!" I nodded cheerfully though I still don't plan on making friends. I'll just rent one if she asked me if I have found a friend. Yep, that's the plan.

After walking for 10minutes more, we've finally reached our destination.

"Sou-chan, better do you best and try to make friends, okay?" She smiled.

"Hmm" I nodded.

Seeing her smile in a scenery of sakura is too damn perfect. I really have a sister complex, but who cares? It will be removed in some point.

"Ja, sou-chan. I better get going, you also do the same. See you later" then she left.

I just sighed as I diverted my eyes in our school. It was pretty big and the about the students, they seemed normal. I started looking for the class list to know what section would I be in. As I roam my eyes in the school, I saw many students crowding in one place.

'It must be the class list?' I started walking near where the students are crowding then I saw a board with glued papers on it, meaning, it was really the class list.

I started looking looking for my name then saw it under the section, 1-C. I started reading the names of my classmates. So the girls in my class are: Kyuubei Yagyuu, Tama, Kagura Yato, Terakado Tsu, Kijima Matako and Imai Nobume. While the guys in my class are: Shimura Shinpachi, Yamazaki Sagaru, Kamui Yato, Takasugi Shinsuke, Takachin, Kawakami Bansai and me.

Our room was located in the the fourth-floor which is really troublesome. I hate walking too much in stairs, it's tiring. I just sighed since there's no point in complaining now. I just wanted to go to the classroom now and have a nice nap; it's good to sleep during springs.

I started looking for the stairs. I'm new here so it's very obvious that I'm still unfamiliar with it.

So the quest for searching the magical stairs have already begun. Stay tuned for more action!

(Author: Oi, the hell are you saying? Continue, continue.)

(Sougo: What a pain in the ass. I'm already tired narrating. You do it.)

(Author: *sighs* Okay. )

Normal POV:

Sougo started his search for the magical stairs. Just how big is their school for them not to find the stairs? Or maybe because they're idiots?

Back to Sougo who's not looking what's in front of his way, just focused in finding the sight of the magical stairs, bumped himself into one of the students.

Taking a better look of the student he've just bumped. Sougo immediately noticed the student's uncommon hair color which is Vermillion, if he's not mistaken. Sougo also noticed the student's pale skin complexion shinning beautifully under the sun. The student's hair color and skin complexion is perfectly matched with the beautiful sakura scenery.

But the question is who is it? Kamui or Kagura? (Or Yachiru? Lol)

OMAKE:

Author: What a crappy chapter.

Sougo: Indeed.

Kamui: Ari? I don't have screentime.

Author: You ignored me when I told you that it's already your cue. You were too focused in devouring your food.

Kamui: Ohh *wags his antenna*

Takasugi: Ja, what about me?

Author: Aaaa, don't worry about your screentime. You'll have your own chapter too.

Sougo: There's no point in continuing this Omake anymore.

Author: I know *sighs* I'm doing this in the middle of the night so I'm running out of ideas in the omake. To the gods of this fanfic, Review and Mockery are greatly appreaciated. I've just started writing so don't expect too much from me xD

See ya in the next chapter.