Disclaimer: Storyline belongs to me, but characters are Kishimoto's. So back off, lawyer zombie freaks!
Zombies: Dammit! C'mon guys, let's go drive around and put babies on spikes!
Ummmm…. On with the show!
So one day, Neji was busy practicing his Juuken out in the forest, when suddenly he heard a loud voice from inside the forest. Stopping his jutsu, he looked around the forest with his Byakugan. Almost directly behind him, was a barrier that blocked his Hyuuga eyes. And someone's loud voice was yelling:
"NEJI BIN EIN BERLINER!!! NEJI BIN EIN BERLINER!!" Over and over again, you get the idea. So Neji was genuinely confused, not speaking whatever foreign language was coming from inside the barrier. So, of course, he walked over to the box and knocked on it.
"Hello? Neji is a what? C'mon, say it again, there's good box!" (Please try to imagine Neji sounding like James Mason, a very posh British bloke.) But the box said nothing and Neji decided to kick it again, with a good bit of force.
After venting his frustration on the box, which now had several dents, Neji ran off to go find someone that would understand what the box said. After finding no one, he brought Lee over.
"Alright, Lee, watch this." And then he round-house kicked the box. And it screamed, very shrilly. Lee squinted at it.
"Neji! Do not injure this youthful box! We must be compassionate towards the smaller creatures." So Lee started to pet and croon to the box. It did nothing. Lee pushed his eyebrows together and coaxed the box to say something again. It mumbled something. Lee blinked.
"Um, Monsieur Box? Could you please speak again, but slightly louder? I cannot hear the joyful melody that is your voice!" The box seemed to blush from Lee's compliments.
"TenTen!" The box squealed and then it screamed again and just sort of died, as best as boxes can really die. Lee and Neji stared at each other And then they spilt up to go find TenTen.
"TenTen! Where are you, oh youthful flower?" Lee hollered through the market. Neji rolled his pale eyes and activated his Byakugan. She was over by one of the smaller booths, buying some kind of pet food. So when he grabbed her shoulder, it looked like TenTen was having a seizure.
"Oh hey Neji. What's up?" Neji's icy eyes killed her smile faster than Neji could kill normal people. Which is pretty damn fast, right? Indeed.
"OH YOUTHFUL TENTEN! NEJI FOUND A MYSTERIOUS BOX THAT SPOKE OF YOUR YOUTHFUL NAME!" Of course, Lee was hugging TenTen to death at this point, so Neji intervened, and round housed kicked Lee to near death. At last.
"TenTen, do the words 'Neji bin ein berliner' mean anything to you?" TenTen's face grew paler and paler by the second. Then she snapped out of it and grinned weakly at Neji.
"You found the box, didn't you?" Neji scowled, but he was getting this big sense of foreboding that his ass was going to hurt very soon.
"Yeah, I was training and this box started screaming at me, and I kicked it for a good bit, and then I got Lee, and then it said your name, and then it sort of died, as best as boxes really can die. And then I found you. Soo.. yeah."
TenTen blinked and pulled out a few kunai and a large, curved sword.
"YOU FUCKING BASTARD! YOU KILLED MY PARROT!!!"