So... Hi! I'm ThE-sUn-Is-ShInInG, though you probably knew that :). Not muh to say in this note, other then the fact that this story is mainly about the Legendaries, and in this story, the Legendaries can use human forms. Oh, and this is Liliopshipping, which is UxiexAzelf. Also, this story is going to be, probably about 6 chapters long. Maybe more, maybe less. I don't know yet. :) Well, since I do not have anything more to say...

On With The Story!

The atmosphere was tense. All the Legendaries were sitting in a circle, staring at one another intently. All 35 were there, even Arceus, her eyes a greenish-yellow with anxiety.

It was a nice day in the clearing where they happened to be. The sky was blue and cloudless, and the sun was radiant in the sky. There were new flowers blooming in the small clearing, courtesy of Shaymin, and the leaves of the trees were softly waving in the comfortable breeze.

Every Legendary, from Arceus to Zapdos, was looking at one another with a narrowed gaze, filled with apprehension, fear, and, if they were looking at their counterparts, depending on how much they liked them, concern or dislike. All the said Legendaries were either glancing at one another back and forth, or annoying the hell out of one another. At least, most of them were. Some were so talented; they could do both at the same time.

Not so for poor Cresselia. Though she was talented, very much so, in the art of annoying her counterpart just by looking at him, she was too worried and anxious to even think about doing so at the moment. She was hugging her knees, nervousness clear on her face; for it was on her island, Fullmoon Island, where all 35 or so Legendaries (in their human forms) happened to be meeting. She looked up, and was met with the smirk of none other then her counterpart and opposite, Darkrai. That, coupled with the facts and statistics of when a whole lot of Legendaries get together for even formal meetings, and what it says for the lifespan of her island, were making her rather irritable.

Irritable and uneasy were only two adjectives that could be used to currently describe the Legendary of Dreams. She was also annoyed. Annoyed that they couldn't do this in the Hall of Origin, annoyed that they had to use her island for this, and the fact that 'this' happened to be…a game of…Truth or Dare.

"Just choose your damn victim already, Mespirit." She seethed, knowing that this game would not be over anytime soon. The fact that the only reason that this game was being held on Fullmoon Island and not in the Hall of Origin, was because Arceus had banned it, half in fear that the Hall would get permanently messed up, and half because everyone had been mentally scarred after the dare-that-must-not-be-named, which involved 16 hours of Teletubbies and root beer floats.

Everyone but Uxie and Azelf turned their wide, fearful eyes toward Cresselia. The distress in their eyes was only partly for Cresselia; they were more worried for themselves and what her comment might mean for them. However, Mespirit didn't seem to have heard Cresselia's remark. Instead, she was staring at her two counterparts, who were each glaring at the other fiercely, as if they were trying to kill one another just by looking at them.

Mespirit looked at them for a moment. Then, her face lit up in an insane grin, which turned to contemplation for a few seconds, like she had decided which of her trio-mates was going to be her victim, but was trying to find the best Truth or Dare. Her face lit up in the same crazed grin, and the Legendaries knew that either Uxie or Azelf was going to be humiliated.

She smirked, and asked "Oh, Uxie?" in a sugary-sweet tone that no one, least of all Uxie, trusted.

Both he and Azelf abruptly broke off their violent staring contest, both of them looking at Mespirit warily and mistrustfully.

"…Yes?" Uxie responded hesitantly, obviously hoping that the straightforward course of events would not happen.

Mespirit's smirk grew even wider, and she asked him, "Truth? Or Dare?"

Uxie had to think hard about his answer. After all, Mespirit was adept at choosing the most embarrassing truths, and the most evil dares.

-OOOOOOOOOO-

Mespirit smirked. "So…what'll it be, Darkrai? Truth? Or Dare?"

"I pick… Dare!"

A few minutes later, Darkrai (in his human form), was up on some randomly acquired stage in the middle of the Hall of Origin. No one could wait for this dare to be executed; Cresselia was grinning, ready with her digital camera, everybody had out his or her cell phones, and Mew had a lovely silver video camera, to catch the entire thing on tape.

Darkrai, who just happened to be wearing a strapless dress and heels, growled, "Must I do this?" He continued, "Really, seriously, must I?"

Mespirit hopped up on stage, and told him, "You can either do this, or…"

"Or what?" Darkrai asked, trying to hide the fear that Mespirit, and anybody else who could think up evil dares, always instilled in him during a game of truth or dare. Mespirit whispered the alternative in his ear, and he blanched. None of the other Legendaries, save for Mespirit, knew what that alternative was. Needless to say, he chose to sing on stage, wearing a strapless dress and high heels.

-OOOOOOOOOO-

Uxie was about to choose Truth when he realized just what a stupid idea that was. After all, Mespirit, being the Legendary of Emotion, would know just what would be the most embarrassing truth. The one that Azelf could never know. If she ever found out…

He thought and thought, and was about to say 'truth' just to get it over with; when Azelf asked snidely, "What's the matter, Uxie? Too scared to answer?"

That sealed the deal. He steeled himself, looked up, and said the one answer that could potentially be his downfall. "Dare." He said. "I choose Dare."

-OOOOOOOOOO-

All the Legendaries gasped, and stared at Uxie. Some of the gazes were pitying; while others were full of… Well, not really wanting him to be humiliated. More like they were bored, and he would be providing them with entertainment.

Mespirit smirked. Clearly, even though Uxie was her counterpart, he would not be spared from the horror of her dare. "Uxie," she said. "I dare you to go visit the optometrist."

Hahaha! Well, so ends chapter one! It feels good to make a chaptered story! I would say tell me if it sucks or not, but since it would destroy my confidence, just tell me if A: you liked it, B: You didn't like it, and if the answer is B:, then C: give constructive criticisim!

Well, I'm ThE-sUn-Is-ShInInG, and to quote Looney Tunes,

"That's all, Folks!"