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It was Christmas time and the Gundam Pilots, Hilde, Catherine (a.k.a. Cathy), Sally, and Dorothy were at Relena's for Christmas. They came a week before Christmas.
It was now Christmas morning. All was peaceful in the Peacecraft house. Or it was…
"WAKE UP QUATRE!" Duo shouted.
"WHAT? Oh Duo, it's only you," Quatre said.
"Come one, let's go downstairs and open presents," Duo whined.
"Everyone's asleep though," Quatre said.
Duo grinned wickedly. "Not anymore. In fact you're the last one awake."
"WHAT?" Quatre yelled.
Duo got out of his room and Quatre began to dress as fast as he could and he ran downstairs.
"Sorry you…guys?" Quatre said. Everyone was glaring at Duo.
"What's going on?" Quatre whispered to Relena.
"Duo woke us all up," she said.
"Oh," Quatre said.
"You guys," Duo whimpered, "It's Christmas. Be nice."
"Whatever. Let's just open presents so Duo will shut up. I wish I got him a piece of coal instead of a gift," Hilde mumbled.
So they all went to the living room where a huge tree was standing in the middle surrounded by presents.
"Let's give Duo his present," Hilde said and Duo smiled. But then she smiled wickedly and said, "last."
"NNNOOOO! MUST BE FIRST!" Duo said but they had already started.
"Let's start with…Relena," Quatre said.
Relena got a book that was called, "1546 Reasons Why I Love War and Pacifism Sucks by Dorothy Catalonia," from Dorothy (duh), a watch that had the words "WAR" in the middle from Heero, a diamond necklace from Quatre. She also got a picture of the whole group from Hilde and Duo, a gold necklace with a heart in the middle that had an inscription that said, "Relena," and a mood ring from Trowa and Cathy.
Next Wufei opened his gifts. He got only one gift. It from everyone. It was a new shiny sword that was 15 feet long.
"YES!" Wufei shouted.
Trowa got a new clown outfit from Cathy, a watch from Duo and Hilde, a book called, "Being a Clown for Dummies" from Sally and Wufei, a suit from Dorothy and Quatre, a book on war from Heero, and a photo album from Relena.
Hilde got a gift from everyone. It was a ball gown, which all the girls chose with money chipped in from the boys. It was a light purple and it had purple jewels and sashes on it.
Catherine got 2 gifts. One was from Hilde, Relena, Dorothy, and Sally. It was a new set of knives that had jewels on them and the other was from Heero, Quatre, Trowa, Duo and Wufei. It was a painting of the Earth.
Heero got a group gift, which was a model of Wing Zero.
Dorothy got a sapphire necklace and glass slippers from the girls and a book on war from the guys.
Quatre got a week's vacation at Hawaii from Relena, a model of Sandrock from the guys, and a book on pacifism from the girls.
Sally got a $50,000 gift certificate at any store she wanted on Colony L2 from the girls and a picture of the colonies from the boys.
Last Duo got his gifts.
"Goody!!!" he shouted. He ripped the wrapping off his present from Relena. "A year supply of pixie sticks!" he shouted and picked up 3 packs and gulped it all down in 2 seconds. He ripped off his gift from Heero. It was a slingshot. He picked up one of the rocks it came with and shot what out the window. He opened his gift from Quatre, Trowa, Cathy, and Dorothy. It was a model of Deathsycthe.
"YAY! THE GOD OF DEATH IS BACK!" Duo shouted.
"I knew we should have gotten him a math book," Dorothy mumbled.
From Wufei and Sally he got a HUGE water gun.
"I'm filling this up later," Duo said.
Last, he opened Hilde's present. It was a stink bomb.
"YYYYEEEESSSS! I wonder if this works!" Duo shouted.
"No Duo! Wait!! Read the Warning first!" Hilde yelled.
But it was too late. Soon, an aroma SO bad filled the house and everyone fainted.
Here's what the warning said:
WARNING! EXTREMELY STINKY. DO NOT WORK IN HOUSES. SMELL WILL NEVER GO AWAY. CAN ALSO AFFECT BRAIN. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.