Welcome! Yep, I'm doing songfics now. Splendid~! They will mostly be in script form, and I'll work on writing one for every character. These are fun to do (so far)...
Anyway, this particular song has a kind of angsty feel, and it will be one of the only songs that do. It's about Russia's childhood and present, and sung by the psychopath himself. I highly recommend you listen to the (dangerously catchy) song first, before you even read on from here. Look up "Don't Mess With Me" on Youtube- or even better, watch "Don't mess with Russia" (a collab of fan art set to the song that inspired me to twist the lyrics around. Creds~!). For those of you in mixed company, there's a crystal-clear "f" word in the real version. If you hear "I've got time to kill", it's best to skip ahead about 4 seconds...
*NOTE: For all songs- Just because I have characters singing together doesn't mean I'm pairing them. I'll specify when there IS a pairing intended. I also own nothing, except for the altered... ah, whatever, I'll stop talking now.*
Russia- Don't Mess With Me
…
My history you know
- If I remember true
It started in the snow
- As a lonely youth
I made some little friends
(They were all carved of ice)
I never thought it'd end
- But sunflowers sure were nice
But now I'm
All grown up
And I'm as happy as can be
'Cause I know
That someday
You'll all be-coming one with me
You were wrong-
I am strong!
- So now I'll see how hurt you fall
You're all mine-
Step out of line
And Mother Russia'll rule you all
So don't
Mess
With me...
I'll beat you down!
Don't
Mess
With meeee...
Being under Tartar's rule
- Isn't exactly fun
After all the years so cruel
- I was the only one
I remember still the day
When I set my-self free
The skies no longer gray
- I had a strange epiphany
I can't
Be kept down
- I'll persevere it through and through
And I can
Accomplish
Anything I put my noggin to!
You were wrong-
I am strong!
So now I'll see how hurt you fall
You're all fine-
Step out of line
And Mother Russia'll rule you all
So don't
Mess
With me...
I'll hit you down!
Don't
Mess
With meeee...
Oh, wait 'till I get the chance
America, Britain, China, France
-I swing on down the axes
-I won't forget the Axis
Because
I'm
Best in all the wooooooooo
-oooorld!
...
Now I'm
All grown up
And I'm as happy as can be
And I know
That someday
You will all cower before me
You were wrong-
I am strong
- So I can make you hurt and fall
You're all mine-
Step out of line
And soon I will be ruling all
So don't
Mess
With me...
- I'll beat you down!
Don't
Mess
With me...
-I'll hit you down!
Don't
Mess
With me...
-I'll strike you dead!
Don't
Mess
With meeeeeeeeeee...
~KK~