The Black Hole Glitch
And why it is Dangerous.
John remembered the first time he found out about the black hole glitch. He had heard of it from a friend of a friend who had found it on a forum. It had supposedly been done hundreds of times. John wanted to find out what it looked liked, so on one of the wii days that they organised, John asked his friend Jake to bring the game round. Lee and Josh came round before Jake, so they waited. Actually they played Burnout 3 and John made two taxis crash in mid air, but that has no reverence to the story.
When Jake came round, they started. First the characters were chosen, all who had a part that was needed. First came Peach, who was played by Jake. He was on the green team. Lee played Ness, who was on the red team. John played a green Falcon, while Josh played as Fox on the red team. It was time.
They played at the Hyrule temple where it was easiest to complete the glitch. All they had to do was wait for a super scope. "Dam, I knew there was something we forgot." Five boxes and three pokeballs later (All containing mew!) they got one. John's friend had told him that the glitch you have to do at first is the unlimited super scope ammo. The person playing Ness has to fire the super scope 15 times, then charge it two times. After this they then start charging up one more, then get themselves hit. Then, BAM Unlimited ammo. It was a simple enough to follow, which led the foursome to blame only themselves when they got it wrong.
After many more items and successfully completing the unlimited ammo glitch, they started. It was pretty simple. John stood on one pillar, Josh on another. Jake stood beneath the two of them, ready to pull up veggies, while Lee got the infinite superscope glitch ready. It was time. Lee fired an immeasurable number of little blobbies of pure energy at Josh, who was on the same team so it broke the laws of physics and passed right through him, and went straight on to John, who of course deflected it with ease. The rebound fuelled with more energy bounced to fox, who deflected it again, and this kept on going with peach popping up to help it along, until a beam was created from the cosmic tennis. The deflecting was doing it by itself now, so John went for a much needed drink and snack, until he heard his stomach rumble, and sat on the toilet for 15 minutes. When he came back, he saw something very odd. It was an almost frozen super smash game.
"How many veggies did you put in? I said thirteen." John inquired.
Scared looks went around the room.
"Thirteen? We thought you said thirty!" Josh finally spoke up.
But it was still going, somehow. Johnny boy was mystified. They decided to carry on.
Meanwhile, outside, a girl who fancied John, and John fancied, even though neither had the guts to admit, was finally going to announce her love. For some reason, the front door was open, so she walked in.
"PK FIRE!" Yelled the little psychic. Now only two more needed. It filled them with an odd boost, to complete something. The rumbling started to hurry up, and boost itself, but they didn't care, they were doing something else.
Sam, the girl, was getting closer.
Two more to go.
Sam had finished going up the stairs, and was opining the door.
The last one.
And Sam entered, just as the vortex opened up out of the T.V and started to swallow them in, while changing there physical appearance, and there cloths at the same. John got a stub, as his mouth and nose to connect in a curve and a sharp pain as something started skin. Lee shrank and his hair was covered with a hat. Josh started to grow a nuzzle, and his hair started to multiply. A holster strapped itself around his waist, and Jake, well you should get the pic. Nothing happened to Sam though, and they were all sucked into the black hole.
And at the same time, a hand took Josh, Jake and Lee away to a distant place in the programming of the game.
Pls R and R.
I don't own anything at all. Except my computer.