I'm sorry, I have a strong dislike for fanfics with OC-Pairings for some reason.And so I had to type this. If you may be offended by this, I'd suggest you leave, because I bashed it.
Warnings: A swear word, Bashing, and a girl named Julia...
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto nor it's characters. If I did, there would be yaoi, and Hinata would die in the third episode. Yes, I hate Hinata too.
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Sasuke Reads a Fanfic:
Sasuke stretched as Naruto gave him a bundle of fanfictions.
"Hehe, Teme, I think you'll like this batch." Naruto said, giving his trademark grin. The two ninjas had been reading fanfictions all day. There was nothing else to do, really. They had run away from Sasuke's many fangirls and were now hiding with a bundle of the fan made stories.
Awhile ago, the fangirls had split up. Sasuke and Naruto knew they'd be found by one of them soon, but if they leave their hiding spot, they'd be attacked by all of them. So they decided to stay until the girls left and if one found them, they'd have to shut her up somehow.
Anywho, Sasuke stared at the pile Naruto had given him. He didn't like the sound of Naruto's voice when he said he'd like them. Last time he said that, they were yaoi fics of him and various other male nins. Sasuke shrugged; if there was any boy love in any one of these, he was going to burn them. He started to read one. It was ok, until the third chapter. It read: "Sasuke hugged Julia, kissing her passionately on the lips. When the kiss broke, he whispered an 'I love you'."
Sasuke growled. He would NEVER do that. Not THIS Sasuke Uchiha. He's THE asshole! Even to girls he's an asshole! Why would he be nice and fall in love just because this girl saved Naruto in the earlier chapters? He didn't even LIKE Naruto, really.
During his growling, Julia, the girl who wrote the fanfiction, came from nowhere and glomped Sasuke. "Eeee! I knew you'd read it!!! Do you love it? It gets better! In chapter five, we--"
She was stopped by Naruto, who burst out into laughter. Sasuke took this distraction as an opportunity to slam the papers into the girl. "Sorry, I'm not interested in you, nor your fanfic."
Julia started sobbing and ran away after screaming, "HEY GIRLS, HE'S OVER HERE."
Sasuke and Naruto started running again, "Haha!!! I'm so glad I'M not paired with a random girl." Naruto panted as they ran.
Sasuke smirked and pulled up a fanfic, "That's not what this one has to say…"
"WHAT?!"
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FYI: Julia is a random name I chose, if you have a fanfic with a Julia paired up with Sasuke, I didn't make this to bash you or your fic. Anywho, feel free to R&R, even complaints if you want.