It was a stark and dormy niggt. Arthur the ardvarkquaad was having quite a friGht; he was skipping class, eating ass, and playing fOrtnite WITH THE BOYS? All of a sudden he heard his mom say "Arthur the adrvark, sweaty, you've GOTTA go to bed! It's 5:00 PM! If you stay up for much longer, your disgusting, small-dicked prepubescent body will slowly rot out and turn into pure leanium (the ore in which lean, or that "purple drank" is mined from. It requires an iron pick axe or better to be collected and is usually found on surface level)! Arthur the ardvark, of course, did NOT care. So he said "W-WELL, NEXT TIME WHY DONT YOU SUCK SHREK's DICK AND SEE IF YOU CAN STOP YOURSELF!". Arthu's mom then took out a blunt object and slowly crept up into Arthur's room, crushed him to death with said Viking greathammer, and got onto his computer. She went into his mic (physically) and said "hey bois, who wants some free Arthur's v-bucks? (coolface emoji)".
Of course, this was all being streamed, so all of Arthur's subsciribers to the stream all screamed "WOW. ARTHUR'$ MOM I$ FUCKING LIT. SHES AT LEAST 777.8 UNITS COOLER THAN THE OTHER ARTHUR." At the same time.
The mother of Arthur was then sent to the White House for a free novel peace prize from president obama bin sama, because she was muy Lit. Honestly, i think Someone should make hentai of her and sheen from Jimmy neutron but like, jimmy neutron was also there filming it with his iPod 3th gen.
Arthur's mom then casually proceeded to make hentai of her and sheen from Jimmy neutron but like, jimmy neutron was also there filming it with his iPod 3th gen. It was VERY cool. Yank you, Kanye.
The end but every "E" makes it 20x more bass boosted.